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    Broke!

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    November 10, 2009
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    To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

    It is now official you are ALL CORRUPT MORONS:

    The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775 You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

    Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

    Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

    War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poorâ€
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    Great sign. We are broke.

    Anyone remember how many new deparments they said would be created from this bill and headed up by a Health Czar ( that believes in Eugenics?).
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    Could this be our answer?

    Curtis &Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.


    The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

    The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."


    Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back.."


    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."


    They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."


    The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"


    Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."


    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"


    Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"



    A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.


    "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

    They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

    Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."


    The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"


    Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.

    So we gave him his two dollars back."

    Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.


    They're overseeing the Bailout Program.


    Limit all US politicians to two terms.

    One in office
    One in prison
    Illinois already does this..

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