World Health Organization running out of colors to scare people about Swine Flu





1 May 2009 — A representative from the World Health Organization today related the agency’s dissatification with the level of public anxiety over swine flu, and the diminishing number of color-coded alert levels left to combat the public’s lack of concern with something they have been told they can do virtually nothing about.

“We need to get out the two messages that the world faces an unprecedented health threat which could result in Biblical-strength death and suffering, bodies stacked like cordwood, limed trenches, road warrior style disintegration of civilization resulting in the universal wearing of bondage leather fetish garb—and, that our only weapon against the disease is hand washing.

“And we need to get these two messages out without causing a panic. Although, frankly, we’d like a little more panic than we’re seeing now.â€