Thread: Dear Fellow Business Owners

Dear Fellow Business Owners,

As a Business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama,
will be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my
prices to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me as
I believe we are family here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did.

I strolled thru the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have
decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem.
If you have a better idea, let me know. I am sending this letter to all Business owners that I know.

Sincerely
Ward
JOOA Corp.

Sounds like a good plan to me! Spread that burden, excuse me, "wealth". Economic re-distribution at it's finest!

As a matter of fact, I have relatives who say they voted for Obama. Since money is so tight and stamps are getting more and more expensive AND with the expected tax increases, I can only afford to send about half as many Christmas cards this year compared to previous years. Guess who won't be getting one?

Well, after earning $7017.39 last year I decided to lay myself off.

Originally Posted by florgal

Sounds like a good plan to me! Spread that burden, excuse me, "wealth". Economic re-distribution at it's finest!

As a matter of fact, I have relatives who say they voted for Obama. Since money is so tight and stamps are getting more and more expensive AND with the expected tax increases, I can only afford to send about half as many Christmas cards this year compared to previous years. Guess who won't be getting one?

Love it!
....Or heres one for ya...send them some coal!

Be careful who you vote for just like what you wish for as it just may come true...

If my wife's business goes bad maybe we can ask Obama for some of the bailout money.

SicNTiredInSoCal - I like your plan. Spread the feelings.