Thread: I think Maxine is pissed AND is right!

The Ponderings of Maxine

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it is, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a
week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table .
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be.... quiet, serene
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.

Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartment s
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and people waving flags other
than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
continue cleaning up the poop [/b]

This is so true. I put a bird feeder in the back yard too and went through that whole process. This really simplifies our problem in this country.
Take down the feeders and they will all leave. Turn off the freebies. Give us back our country.

I've seen that before somewhere on the internet. It is so true. It makes me feel like getting a BIG CAT.

Hoorah for Maxine!!

Moderators...please lock this thread for the obvious reason...

Originally Posted by mrrabbit

Moderators...please lock this thread for the obvious reason...

O.K. I'm lost. What's the obvious reason for locking this thread? Is it a duplicate or ?.

mrrabbit-If you need this thread moderated just click on the red exclamation point in the upper right hand corner.

Alipac seach engine works VERY WELL...

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Yes it is a duplicate...for something like the umpteenth time...

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The one closed not so long ago detailing in my post the search results for 13+ listings of the same material...

http://www.alipac.us/ftopict-114474-.html

This has been posted at least 13 times....but there is a lot of new people who have not seen it and I think they would enjoy it ( I even posted it once) .... its a good analogy of what is happening.


so everyonce in a while we let things like this go so the newbee's get a chance to see it......

Please everyone who has seen it just ignore it or enjoy it again

Thank you for posting "Emanon" hope the Newbee's enjoy!

Great post, I had not seen it before.