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    interesting

    I got this in an e-mail and found it interesting and wanted to share.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but
    > one advertising agency did a good job of putting
    > that figure into some perspective in one of its
    > releases.
    >
    > A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
    >
    > B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
    >
    > C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living
    > in the Stone Age.
    >
    > D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth.
    >
    > E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20
    > minutes, at the rate our government is spending it .
    >
    >
    > While this thought is still fresh in our brain,
    > let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what
    > you can learn with some simple division . .
    >
    > Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), has asked the
    > Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans .
    > Interesting number, what does it mean?
    >
    > A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New
    > Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get
    > $516,528.
    >
    > B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New
    > Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
    >
    > C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets
    > $2,066,012.
    >
    > Washington, D. C. . ??
    > HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken?
    >
    > Tax his land,
    > Tax his wage,
    > Tax his bed in which he lays.
    > Tax his tractor,
    > Tax his mule,
    > Teach him taxes is the rule.
    > Tax his cow,
    > Tax his goat,
    > Tax his pants,
    > Tax his coat.
    >
    > Tax his ties,!
    > Tax his shirts,
    > Tax his work,
    > Tax his dirt.
    >
    > Tax his tobacco,
    > Tax his drink,
    > Tax him if he tries to think.
    >
    > Tax his booze,
    > Tax his beers,
    > If he cries,
    > Tax his tears.
    >
    > Tax his bills,
    > Tax his gas,
    > Tax his notes,
    > Tax his cash.
    >
    > Tax him good and let him know
    > That after taxes, he has no dough.
    >
    > If he hollers,
    > Tax him more,
    > Tax him! until he's good and sore.
    >
    > Tax his coffin,
    > Tax his grave,
    > Tax the sod in which he lays.
    > Put these words upon his tomb,
    > "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
    >
    > And when he's gone,
    > We won't relax,
    > We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
    >
    > Accounts Receivable Tax
    > Building Permit Tax
    > CDL License Tax
    > Cigarette Tax
    > Corporate Income Tax
    > Dog License Tax
    > Federal Income Tax
    > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    > Fishing License Tax
    > F ood License Tax
    > Fuel Perm it Tax
    > Gasoline Tax
    > Hunting License Tax
    > Inheritance Tax
    > Inventory Tax
    > IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
    > IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
    > Liquor Tax,
    > Luxury Tax,
    > Marriage License Tax,
    > Medicare Tax,
    > Property Tax,
    > Real Estate Tax,
    > Service charge taxes,
    > Social Security Tax,
    > Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
    > Sales Taxes,
    > Recreational Vehicle Tax,
    > School Tax,
    > State Income Tax,
    > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
    > Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
    > Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
    > Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
    > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
    > Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
    > Telephone State and Local! Tax,
    > Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
    > Utility Tax,
    > Vehicle License Registration Tax,
    > Vehicle Sales Tax,
    > Watercraft Registration Tax,
    > Well Permit Tax,
    > Workers Compensation Tax.
    >
    > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
    > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and
    > our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
    > We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
    > middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
    > raise the kids. What happened?
    >
    > Can you spell 'politicians!'?
    >
    > And I still have to "press 1" for English.
    >

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    Thanks for sharing.

    Obviously we're being overtaxed. The excess taxes we pay are what they're spending on illegal immigration. Services for illegals aren't free.

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