TSA Jokes for Opt Out Day

by George Donnelly on November 22, 2010

Reader Mark C. sent in some jokes. Amuse your friends with them on Wednesday, Opt Out Day.

I’m not saying that those airport x-ray body scanners are a bad idea, but . . .

I had a darker tan leaving the scanner than I had last year returning from vacation.

After leaving the scanner a TSA agent approached me with a photo showing that one of my bottom molars had a cavity.

My scanner had an official placard that said, “You have the right to remain silent, but any really hot photos may appear in the DHS lunch room in Washington, DC.

After leaving the scanner I noticed my acne dried up.

Mine had a warning label that said “Not responsible for loss or damage to clothing, hair, eyesight or sexual function.â€