Thread: Urgently Needed: Sanctuary Cities for AMERICANS!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

At first blush, one is tempted to blame the "sanctuary city" insanity that certain cities are adopting on poor water quality.

Perhaps the water is contaminated with too much iodine or other chemical that kills brain cells, common sense, morality, and patriotism all in one gulp?

But this pandemic of stupidity stretches across a huge swath of these great United States, from Newark, New Jersey to California. Clearly, there is more at work here than putrid water.

More likely than not, the problem is creeping liberalism, a dreaded disease of mind and soul that causes politicians to forsake prudence in favor of extreme political correctness, with little or no regard for taxpaying Americans.

There is no known cure for creeping liberalism, although the disease usually dissipates once a great metropolitan area like Los Angeles has fallen.

However, given the recent horrific execution-style killings in Newark, American patriots are mobilizing a grass roots constituency that is about to set the nation on fire.

From coast to coast and in all of the hamlets in between, a clarion call is being sounded. Patriots everywhere are demanding Sanctuary Cities for Americans, and only Americans!

In order to qualify as a Sanctuary City for Americans, a city must have codified the following provisions into the City Ordinance and be prepared to demonstrate that full compliance will be rigidly enforced, with zero tolerance.

Requirements for being a Sanctuary City for Americans:

1. Residency is restricted to those in America legally. Local police, fire men, postal carriers, librarians, fast food and car wash operators, hospital administrators, all city officials, undertakers, and ordinary citizens are authorized and obligated to verify residency status whenever there is the slightest doubt.


2. English must be the official language of the city. Ballots, parking tickets, Lost Dog flyers, newspapers, business and government documents, and voter registration materials shall be executed only in English.

3. Known RINOs and "progressive" democrats shall be prohibited from seeking elective office or any position of influence.

4. Day labor centers are outlawed.

5. The ACLU and other known anti-American anarchists shall not be allowed to conduct business within city limits. ACLU lawyers shall also be prohibited from owing personal property in the city.

6. Catholic churches and other communist outlets must register with the city, and must not offer to shield illegal aliens from the law, as happened in Chicago with criminal celebrity Elvira Arellano.

7. Speaking Spanish in public is a misdemeanor offense on the first occasion and a very serious felony on the second and all subsequent convictions.

8. Mowing one's own lawn, cleaning one's own home, and washing one's own car are considered hugely patriotic acts, and may be substituted for military service in normal circumstances.

9. Food stamps may not be used to purchase alcohol or illegal drugs.

10. Sub-prime loans shall not be used to purchase property in city limits, but may be used to finance self-deportation of 5 or more illegal aliens.

Do these requirements sound extreme? In truth, they are no more absurd than a government body going out of its way to attract and support illegal aliens!

Sanctuary Cities for Americans: An idea whose time is NOW!

Let me know where it is and I'll be on my way!!!

Originally Posted by crazybird

Let me know where it is and I'll be on my way!!!

I'm with you CB, wherever this city is, I want to move there too!

Like the ideas, but America is a "free" country to its citizens!! Noticed I used citizens and not freeloaders who mooch off the systems put in place for the citizens!!! We have free speech, expression, religion, liberty and the pursuit of happiness! I don't think Americans should flee there hometowns and give up on areas that have been overrun by criminal invaders because it makes us look weak! They are the ones that need to leave!!! We need to have our laws enforced in the favor of the people "WE THE PEOPLE!" Not we the illegal invader and give me this and that and I pay no taxes!!!
I can guess this was a joke by John W. Lillpop?

my bags are packed please email me a map to get there.

I agree BorderLegionairre but, just think of the point that could be made with towns like this-the low crime rates,the not overcrowded schools,not bankrupt hospitals,being able to converse with neighbors and business associates.
I'd move there.




Head 'em up,move 'em out Rawhide!

Hazelton, PA is trying to become one. Let's hope they win their legal battle.

You could probably find them in places like Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, Guadalajara, Acapulca, etc.

Originally Posted by Rawhide

I agree BorderLegionairre but, just think of the point that could be made with towns like this-the low crime rates,the not overcrowded schools,not bankrupt hospitals,being able to converse with neighbors and business associates.
I'd move there.




Head 'em up,move 'em out Rawhide!

Ohh that would be great! But what about every American in the South West! Do you think that they want to move out of there hometown or region just because of bad politics and the inept actions of our president? We need to be fighting the problem, not running from it! The Mexicans want us to leave the area......they will then take over the areas government and spread even further!!! Its about reconquering of the American South West! Not to leave here in peace and harmony with the community!!!

saveamerica

Satire By John W. Lillpop

People say in jest what the mean sincerely.

What's being proposed in satire is the modern day equivalent of Indian reservations except it seems we're so pressured in our own nation we're willing to place our own selves in a place where the grass won't grow, the water won't flow and America and freedom exists no more.


"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."
Barry Goldwater