Thread: your turn to vent and Rhyme; see if you can beat mine

Presidential Candidate McCain

I will not vote for this corruption of a man, I will not vote Sam I am.

I will not vote for him on a plane; I will not vote for him on a train .

I will not vote for him here or there; I will not vote for him anywhere .

I will not vote for him on a bike; I will not vote for him on a trike .

I will not vote for corruption in this land; I will not vote for Sam I am .

This supposed Republican I call McMickey
Is truly evil and Oh so tricky
He tells our party, he is our man
But that is part of his insidious plan

The biggest reason , he is hopin'
To get elected, is to throw wide open
The gates of the greatest republic on earth
And drag down its freedom and its worth

Why this man feels this strange way
Is very hard for me to say
But he needs to know, come November
Folks like me will remember

His traitorous bill "Immigration Reform"
His ears will ring and feel warm
As folks like me will go down fightin
Our votes will go to an American Write-in!!!

Moving from News to General Discussion.

misterbill ... I have been Humbled