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  1. 08-13-2006, 11:37 AM #1
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    Just a funny BP moment

    Yesterday I was in a store and these two women were cutting up and having a good time. They were best buddies and the banter was a riot. I started talking to them and they told me a story about their trip across the border. They had crossed in south Texas and had spent the day in Mexico. On their trip, they got loaded on Margaritas. They returned in the heat of the day and they decided to walk the mile long bridge. To-kill-ya will to do that to you. Anyway, they get to the American side of the bridge and the water sprinklers are running. Once again, the Tequila takes over and they start running through the sprinklers. After they cool off they go into border check in. Inside, the Border Patrol Agents told them, "Ladies, we could tell you were Americans and you didn't have to swim."

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    Made my day Dixie!
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  3. 08-13-2006, 12:16 PM #3
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    Carzybird. Your welcome. Those ladies were a hoot!

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    Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.
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  5. 08-13-2006, 03:43 PM #5
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    Re: Just a funny BP moment

    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie
    Yesterday I was in a store and these two women were cutting up and having a good time. They were best buddies and the banter was a riot. I started talking to them and they told me a story about their trip across the border. They had crossed in south Texas and had spent the day in Mexico. On their trip, they got loaded on Margaritas. They returned in the heat of the day and they decided to walk the mile long bridge. To-kill-ya will to do that to you. Anyway, they get to the American side of the bridge and the water sprinklers are running. Once again, the Tequila takes over and they start running through the sprinklers. After they cool off they go into border check in. Inside, the Border Patrol Agents told them, "Ladies, we could tell you were Americans and you didn't have to swim."

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    Just a quick correction. The folks at the border check point, which is called a Ports of Entry, are not BP Agents, they are CBP Officers.
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  6. 08-14-2006, 01:29 AM #6
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    marineinspector,

    Thanks for the info! Your right, they would be customs.

    I was just telling it the way I heard it.

    Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.
    Trust me it is not like beer. I'm sure it's used in the filming of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos.

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