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    BORDER CONTROL JOBS OUTSOURCED TO MEXICO

    http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_r ... ch=illegal

    Thursday, March 31, 2005

    BORDER CONTROL JOBS OUTSOURCED TO MEXICO
    Setback for Homeland Security, Critics Say

    In what some critics of illegal immigration are calling a setback for homeland security, 500 border control agents hired just this week learned today that their jobs were being outsourced to Mexico.

    “In a perfect world, it would be great to have American border control agents on the U.S. side of the border,� said Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff. “Having said that, we are going to save a bundle by having those same functions performed by Mexicans on the Mexican side of the border.�

    Recognizing that the outsourcing decision will not endear him to critics of the Administration’s immigration policies, Mr. Chertoff said, “I fully expect Lou Dobbs to rip me a new one.�

    Nevertheless, Mr. Chertoff said, starting Monday the U.S. will scrap traditional border patrols and replace them with what he called a “state of the art border-control calling center� located in a suburb of Guadalajara.

    The plan calls for prospective illegal aliens to telephone the calling center with the approximate time and place they intend to sneak over the border to the U.S.

    Hoping to silence criticism of the controversial plan, President Bush addressed the immigration issue head on today in a speech in Grand Rapids, Michigan: “To those who would illegally enter our country seeking jobs, let me say this: stay where you are, and eventually our jobs will come to you.�

    Elsewhere, prosecutors will be allowed to introduce five more witnesses in the Michael Jackson trial but they will not be allowed to call them The Jackson Five.
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    The plan calls for prospective illegal aliens to telephone the calling center with the approximate time and place they intend to sneak over the border to the U.S.
    You are joking, aren't you????? Like they are going to tell you when they are coming???????

    Recognizing that the outsourcing decision will not endear him to critics of the Administration’s immigration policies, Mr. Chertoff said, “I fully expect Lou Dobbs to rip me a new one.�
    By the time Mr. Dobbs and the rest of the American citizens are through with you there will be ample parking for a few 18 wheelers.
    This man has absolutely no shame whatsoever--and not much common sense.
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    Tell me this a science fiction script for some new halloween horror move comming out the end of the month.
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    I'm sending this post to my congressman with some ugly words attached. I suggest everyone else do the same.
    Talking about lets throw the border gates wide open. What utter idiotic fool would come up with such dribble.
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    Bush is putting lawyers in charge of crime control not cops. Look at your court system, ran for lawyers by lawyers now your national security is going down the same sewer .
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    I think this may be a spoof site....
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    It is a spoof

    The Borowitz Report
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    Sorry, I should have posted that with the article. I guess this guy knows just how absurd the Bush administration really is and reflects it in his stories.
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    oh come on lets let it stay I was going to hit on the Jackson 5 thing next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlesoakisland
    Bush is putting lawyers in charge of crime control not cops. Look at your court system, ran for lawyers by lawyers now your national security is going down the same sewer .

    But it could be true because the above is. look at the appointments bush is making .
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    Hahahah, it us a good one. They should be making statements like that, oh they are but they are making it sound like a good thing and wording it differently.
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