Thread: El Chapo Is Reportedly Offering $100 Million for the Capture of Donald Trump "Dead or

El Chapo Is Reportedly Offering $100 Million for the Capture of Donald Trump "Dead or Alive"

By Trace William Cowen
3 hours ago

With the temperature outside slowly but surely dipping into winter levels, that annoying little tradition otherwise known as hindsight starts to rear its unabashedly annoying head. 2015, though we still have a little less than three months to completely upend this assessment, has given us the rise (or, in the case of these two gentlemen, the rebirth) of many a legend of pop culture, though two titans of headlines snatching reign bafflingly supreme: Donald Trump, that guy you kind of recognize from that one reality show you could never really bring yourself to watch, is still running for president. El Chapo, that guy whose life is so undeniably similar to the plot of the greatest AMC series you've never seen, is still running from those not keen on his most recent prison escape.

Combining these two highly tweetable figures, of course, results in some obvious fireworks. As previously reported, El Chapo and his family are not huge fans of Trump's laughably stupid statement on so-called immigration reform. Trump, for reasons entirely clear, has taken this disliking quite personally, even going so far as to reportedly enlist the service of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. However, such efforts apparently haven't deterred the increasingly threatening tactics of El Chapo:

Yes, according to TeleSurTV, El Chapo has increased the bounty on Trump's hair hat to a less-than-paltry $100 million. "He was mad," a predictably unnamed source tells the publication. "He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head."

Meanwhile, the entirety of American politics wishes desperately for Donald to quietly exit the 2016 race for the White House, an exit that would essentially be a gift to the nation too precious for a specific valuation.

https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trumps...205905543.html

There's a Tweet in the article from El Chapo but for some reason it didn't paste when I copied the article. This is very strange. The Tweet is dated October 5th. This is October 7th. No warnings or alerts or news about this? And read the article, it's like the person who wrote it could care less and is almost egging the mission on. The author is Trace William Cowen.

Here's a link to his photo:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Trac...DrKQeETHuiQ%3D

This sounds like complete bull crap. Even the terrible liars at Huffington Post and Washpo dont end their articles with overtly derisive comments like...

Meanwhile, the entirety of American politics wishes desperately for Donald to quietly exit the 2016 race for the White House, an exit that would essentially be a gift to the nation too precious for a specific valuation.

And I seriously doubt that El Chapo is tweeting much right now if he does not want to be caught.

Probably a fake tweet or fake article yea?

W

Originally Posted by ALIPAC

This sounds like complete bull crap. Even the terrible liars at Huffington Post and Washpo dont end their articles with overtly derisive comments like...



And I seriously doubt that El Chapo is tweeting much right now if he does not want to be caught.

Probably a fake tweet or fake article yea?

W

That's what it seems like to me. I'm surprised Twitter would allow such a Tweet to stay up and I'm also surprised the author of the article about it hasn't been questioned about it. Since when can anyone in play or for real put a bounty out on anyone in the United States, let alone a candidate for President of the United States and have it ignored?

It's completely bizarre.

http://www.telesurtv.net/english/new...1006-0001.html

http://www.ibtimes.com/el-chapo-boun...gitive-2128755

http://www.latintimes.com/joaquin-el...donalds-345206

http://www.latintimes.com/joaquin-el...donalds-345206

Originally Posted by ALIPAC

This sounds like complete bull crap. . .W

It is. It originated on a satire site and spreed from there.

Originally Posted by JohnDoe2

It is. It originated on a satire site and spreed from there.

So the Tweets are fake? What was the name of the satire site?

. . . El Chapo's lawyer, Juan Pablo Badillo, later said in a court filing that the fugitive's alleged threats were fabricated, according to Forbes. Even then, however, Badillo couldn't resist taunting Trump, asking whether he'd kick El Chapo "around like a soccer ball?"

http://www.ibtimes.com/el-chapo-boun...gitive-2128755

Originally Posted by JohnDoe2

. . . El Chapo's lawyer, Juan Pablo Badillo, later said in a court filing that the fugitive's alleged threats were fabricated, according to Forbes. Even then, however, Badillo couldn't resist taunting Trump, asking whether he'd kick El Chapo "around like a soccer ball?"

http://www.ibtimes.com/el-chapo-boun...gitive-2128755

Well, I learned a long time ago not to accept a defense attorney's claim in court filings, because they're paid to lie.

. . . "He was mad. He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money if meant he could have Donald Trump's head," an anonymous inmate told Most Extreme News, which has a reputation as a satirical news site. . .

http://www.ibtimes.com/el-chapo-boun...gitive-2128755