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    Making Brown Babies!

    http://www.newtimesbpb.com/Issues/2006- ... xican.html
    From browardpalmbeach.com
    Originally published by Broward-Palm Beach New Times 2006-09-21
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    Making Brown Babies!
    The reason the familia is thrilled the dopey teen just had a kid.
    By Gustavo Arellano


    Mark Dancey




    Dear Mexican: I have a stupid, unemployed, 16-year-old gang-bangin' cousin who already dropped out of school, and I'm pretty sure most Mexicans are related to somebody who fits that description. About eight months ago, he knocked up a girl around his age, so last week I was dragged to their extremely festive baby shower. All my relatives were so happy for them; everyone acted like they were relieved he was having a kid. What the hell is wrong with these retards!? Can't they see that those two might not be qualified parents? — Perplexed Teen

    Dear Wab: You can thank la Guadalupana that you have just one idiot teen primo; I have muchos (¡Hola, Omar y José Alfredo!). And as you correctly surmise, we're not alone. A 2004 study by the Washington, D.C.-based Population Resource Center found that there were 94.5 births per 1,000 Mexican girls between the ages of 15 and 19 in the United States, more than double the national average of 43 births per 1,000 women for the same age group. Latina magazine calls this an "epidemic"; Mexicans call it the lottery. Illegal immigrant relatives can use the American-born kid as the first step on the path to citizenship; legalized Mexicans reap the benefits of government programs for poor parents and tax breaks so that raising their kids costs next to nada. But before you join the Minutemen to stop this fleecing of American taxpayers, gabachos, consider: With your birthrates falling precipitously, every newborn Mexican ensures that you and your parents can leech off Social Security for a couple of years longer — and by the time those Mexican kids reach 65, they'll be caca out of luck.



    I am a gabacho who is dating a spicy little señorita. We're going to Mexico so I can meet her father and his side of the family. I'm a rather alto y flaco fellow, and I wasn't blessed with the dark complexion Mexicans enjoy. I speak some Spanish, but what else can I do to try not to stand out so much in her motherland? I'm already working on growing a mustache, but I don't think that will be enough. I don't have a panza, no sombrero, and authentic Mexican comida is probably going to tear me up. Suggestions? — Gabacho Flaco en Iowa


    Dear Skinny Gabacho in Iowa: In friendlier times, Mexicans would've greeted your arrival with a hero's welcome, the kind of celebration they rolled out for Pope John Paul II, John Steinbeck or The Three Amigos. You could've strolled through the villages with the haughtiness of a god, raining gold upon peasants and bedding a couple of virgins along the way. See, you and your gabacho amigos are Mexico's lifeblood. Your thirst for cheap immigrant labor, oil and thrills accounts for nearly $40 billion in revenue for Mexico's top three industries — immigrant remittances, oil exports and tourism, respectively — and more than a third of Mexico's GNP. Without your largess, Mexico would be a Guatemalan backwater. But Mexicans never hear a gracias (an amnesty program would be nice) for holding up our end of the relationship; no, we get barbed-wire fences. Fine. Mi casa no longer es tú casa. We don't dare cut off economic ties with the United States — Guatemala — so we instead take our revenge in Mexico and its American protectorates by treating gabachos with contempt: a bribe here; extra kids in the schools there; a constant stream of imprecations ("pinche puto pendejo baboso") muttered under our collective breath. There's nothing you can do to avoid the hate, Skinny Iowan, so bear with it and don't act surprised when your señorita's family asks if you can smuggle them into el Norte.


    Got a spicy question about Mexicans? Ask the Mexican at garellano@ocweekly.com. And those of you who do submit questions: include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we'll make one up for you!
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    Their birth rate for teenage girls between 15 and 19 does not surprise. When I was in the sex crimes department and looked at their log many of the minor females had Hispanic last names. The sick part is the men they had sex with were older and many times old enough to be their father.
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    You realize that those young girls are having anchor babies for the whole family. They are hoping the girl will hold the whole family here. That's something to celebrate! However, it's the most discussing thing I can imagine. I see so many young hispanic girls pregnant it makes me ill. They are not even old enough to get a job. More exploitation of children. If they are not an anchor baby, they can breed one.

    swatchick, your are right. 15 is the coming out party and you are considered a woman. Mates age does not matter.

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    First I would like to say that I think the current treatment of birthright citizenship comes from precedent. It is not intergral to the Constitution it is merely an interpretation based on the 5-4 Wong Kim Ark Decision. The real law reads children born under the jurisdiction of the United States which means with legal presence. Wong Kim Ark was an offspring of legal aliens.

    That said the Mexicans have the same practice there as here. If a child is born to illegal aliens in Mexico the child then becomes eligible for citizenship. That does not protect their parents from expulsion. The Mexicans are more dilgent at removing ilegals if they find any.
    I support enforcement and see its lack as bad for the 3rd World as well. Remittances are now mostly spent on consumption not production assets. Join our efforts to Secure America's Borders and End Illegal Immigration by Joining ALIPAC's E-Mail Alerts network (CLICK HERE)

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