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    Biker Story- (A little laugh about the lib media)

    > BIKER STORY Receives New York Times Best
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    > A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
    > lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
    > tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
    > parents.
    >
    > The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
    > the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back
    > letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,
    > who thank him endlessly.
    >
    > A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.
    >
    > The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and
    > brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
    >
    > The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
    > I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
    >
    > The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
    > journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have
    > this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
    > political affiliation do you have?'"
    >
    > The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
    >
    > The journalist leaves.
    >
    > The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
    > brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: *
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    > U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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