Thread: Full-body Airport Scanners - a workable solution

Full-body Airport Scanners - a workable solution

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system:

"Attention standby passengers. We now have one seat available on flight number 4665 .... also paging maintenance - Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

Now that does make for a funny, if not messy, visual!