In my morning email!!!


THINK ABOUT IT!

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You know you live in anUpside-down Land if...

  • You can get arrested for expired tags on yourcar but not for being in the country illegally.

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You know you live in an Upside-downLand if...

  • Your government believes that the best way to eradicatetrillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

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I LOVED THIS ONE.
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lowercourts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the10 Commandments.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately disciplinethem while children of"underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...


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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards,WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeksof unemployment checks (to not work).

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I LOVE OUR ELECTEDOFFICIALS, TOO
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitutionis really protecting the rights of the people.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Parents believe the State is responsible forproviding for their children.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones,TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • Being stripped of the ability to defend yourselfmakes you "safe."

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LOVED THIS ONE TOO
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

  • You have to have your parents signature to go on a schoolfield trip but not to get an abortion.

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AND THIS ONE
You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
An80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim womanin a burkais only subject to having her neck and head searched.







More exercise for Our sense of Humor .

Subject: Golf Joke



A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama.
Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote
for me this November."
She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"

Maybe it's time for Amendment 28 to the Constitution..

"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States ."