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01-12-2009, 07:17 PM #21
THE MULE:
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother,
who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.
The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his
new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly,
non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though,
as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding
changes, offering unwanted advice and generally making
life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.
While they were walking through the barn, during the
forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared
up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing
her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their
feelings toward her demanding ways...
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer
stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked
by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would
whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head
yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and
whispered to t he farmer, however, he would shake his
head no and mumble a reply.
Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor
later asked the farmer what that was all about. The
farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible
tragedy' and I would nod my head and say 'Yes, it was.'
The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and
I would shake my head and say, 'Can't, it's all booked
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01-12-2009, 07:25 PM #22Originally Posted by PatrioticMe
Mods, it is my fault, i made PM leave in the wordsProud American and wife of a wonderful LEGAL immigrant from Ireland.
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01-12-2009, 10:37 PM #23
Re: Anger Management
Originally Posted by DearsisterAnise
I laughed so hard all the way through this that my dog was looking at me as if I'd grown another head! roflmbo!!!
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01-12-2009, 10:38 PM #24Originally Posted by cayla99
Yeah! She twisted my arm!!
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01-12-2009, 10:40 PM #25Originally Posted by Gogo
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01-12-2009, 10:44 PM #26Originally Posted by azwreath
lol lol lol Too funny!! I wish Koobster was here! aahahahaha!!!
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01-12-2009, 10:45 PM #27Originally Posted by cayla99
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01-12-2009, 11:37 PM #28Originally Posted by Gogo
Oh my goodnessProud to be an AMERICAN
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01-12-2009, 11:40 PM #29Originally Posted by cayla99
Yeah I got blooded up when I gave my big cat a bath. he knock over some eggs and milk together, trying to jump on the counter.
You should of seen it it was funny.......Proud to be an AMERICAN
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01-12-2009, 11:46 PM #30
I am laughting so hard my stomache hurts.
Great jokes I havent laughted like that in years.
Proud to be an AMERICAN
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