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    A Little Humor Please

    >>Dear Friends,
    >>
    >>I have the honor of being named to the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a
    >>monument to George W. Bush. I am contacting you in the hope you will be
    >>willing to contribute to this noble cause. But first, a little about what
    >>the committee has been doing to date.
    >>
    >>We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered that
    >>there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a
    >>statue of George in the Washington , DC Hall of Fame. We were in a
    >>quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to
    >>place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie
    >>------- or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth--since Bush
    >>could never tell the difference!
    >>We finally decided to place it beside the statue of Christopher
    >>Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going; and, when he got there,
    >>he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been,
    >>decimated the well-being of the majority of the population while he was
    >>there, and did it all on someone else's money. As you can see, these two
    >>men have a great deal in common.
    >>
    >>Thank you for your support.
    >>
    >>
    >>George W. Bush Monument Committee
    >>
    >>
    >>P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far, so please be generous.
    IT'S OK TO HAVE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

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    How about toilet to go with my TP?


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    LOL now thats good ....

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