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07-19-2007, 12:11 PM #1
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A Little Humor Please
>>Dear Friends,
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>>I have the honor of being named to the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a
>>monument to George W. Bush. I am contacting you in the hope you will be
>>willing to contribute to this noble cause. But first, a little about what
>>the committee has been doing to date.
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>>We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered that
>>there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a
>>statue of George in the Washington , DC Hall of Fame. We were in a
>>quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to
>>place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie
>>------- or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth--since Bush
>>could never tell the difference!
>>We finally decided to place it beside the statue of Christopher
>>Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going; and, when he got there,
>>he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been,
>>decimated the well-being of the majority of the population while he was
>>there, and did it all on someone else's money. As you can see, these two
>>men have a great deal in common.
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>>Thank you for your support.
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>>George W. Bush Monument Committee
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>>P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far, so please be generous.IT'S OK TO HAVE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN
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07-19-2007, 12:18 PM #2
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07-19-2007, 12:23 PM #3
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LOL now thats good ....
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