New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak

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McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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In The Know: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote

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As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

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In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?

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Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

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Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Brain Of A Goat

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Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somewhere

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U.S. Finally Gets Around To Closing Last WWII Internment Camp

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Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster

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Viewer Voices: Where We Respond To The Opinions Of Our Uninformed Viewers

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Live From Congress: Representative Wants To Rid Congress Of Gang Members

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Oh hahahaha! They are ALL good ones!!!! Thanks for the break!