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Resist the Turkey Tyranny

For those poor souls stuck behind the nanny state bars of Democrat fiefdoms this year, resist the turkey tyranny!

November 25, 2020
By J.B. Shurk

For those poor souls stuck behind the nanny state bars of Democrat fiefdoms this year, resist the turkey tyranny! There will come a day when future generations ask whether you yielded to the capricious decrees of Lord High Chancellor Newsom or Comrade de Blasio or Countess Whitmer, or whether you ignored their edicts by mashing bags of potatoes and drowning oversized gravy boats to satisfy a familial army and pack leftovers for weary travelers sneaking furtively back home under the noses of local snitches. When some wide-eyed great-grand-nephew asks years from now whether you informed on your neighbors for engaging in excessive good cheer, be proud to reply that all your neighbors were stuffing their faces with helpings of pumpkin or Dixie pie somewhere around the extended dining room table’s overflow into your living room. In 2020 — the year Democrats tried to ban the family for good — you fought back by making your family bigger. It was glorious.
Of course, just because they’re all family doesn’t mean they’re all enlightened. When that sarcastic niece with more opinions than thoughts looks across the table for something vegan to nibble, remind her that the delicious-smelling turkey sitting before her is just an ordinary clump of cells and nothing to get too worked up over. And if the know-it-all aunt pacing around the house with pink genitalia knitted atop her head demands to know why Trump won’t concede, tell her that it’s only polite to let ladies go first, and everyone’s still waiting on Hillary. Also, don’t be afraid to talk about the early warning signs of dementia and whether we can look forward to regular Silver Alerts from the White House asking Americans to be on the lookout for a hair-sniffing gent speaking gibberish. However nuts 2020 has been, when Democrats start lecturing us about “presidential euthanasia” as much as transgenderism, we’ll know the crazy train is just getting roll’n.
Barack Obama likes to “community organize” his fellow socialists to “get in the faces” of family members during Thanksgiving, but this year you can proudly quote Dr. Fauci when you space leftist relatives at least six feet apart from normal-functioning kin. Tell the communist-curious cousins that you can hear them best when they cover their faces with at least two hygienic masks and speak from a distance. You can never be too careful about Marxist transmission. Personal space is “in” this season, so Obama’s good little infiltrators will just have to understand.
Should the brainwashed members of your clan try to shame you for not believing in man-made climate change, remind them that if it weren’t for climate changes that opened up a passage for Paleolithic hunter-gatherers to cross the Bering Strait, our colonial ancestors would have found nobody in the New World to oppress. In fact, if changing climate hadn’t led the Picts, Celts, Gaels, Romans, Normans, Angles, Saxons, Danes, and Vikings all to settle the same island over thousands of years, they’d never have produced enough religious refugees to Mayflower their way over here and celebrate Thanksgiving with the locals in the first place. When you think about it, if it weren’t for a naturally changing climate throughout human history, nobody’d be around today to enjoy this fantastic November feast. And that all somehow happened before hydrocarbons became evil. Crazy.
Now there may be a time when one of the indoctrinated around the table calls you a “white supremacist” for not sufficiently hating your own country. If you’re not white, don’t be alarmed. That’s the trendy lingo these days for anybody who thinks the Constitution and the rule of law are important American hallmarks. Here’s how you get out of this one. Ask: if Ilhan Omar can grow up in Somalia, become a U.S. citizen in 2000, a U.S. congresswoman by 2017, and still feel oppressed by the folks at this dinner table who work for a living, then shouldn’t we all just load up and move to Somalia? That place sounds like it must be an egalitarian paradise.
For that matter, if the U.S. Constitution is so color-sensitive, why aren’t the Democrats sounding the alarm to all those poor souls around the planet literally stuffing themselves into deadly shipping containers just to reach America’s oppressive shores? For the love of humanity, someone warn the children of the world before they tragically arrive in the “Land of the Free” that communist China is the real promised land here on earth. Over there, they imprison minorities in concentration camps, but nobody complains of “white supremacy” — or much of anything else — that’s for sure!
The college-educated youngster who hears these words will probably accuse you of being part of the sad and conditioned “patriarchy,” but don’t let her get away with that. Facebook, Twitter, Google, Wall Street, MTV, HBO, Amazon, Netflix, Disney, Apple, Patagonia, Old Navy, and every other corporate behemoth with any power to influence the masses all threw their support behind putting the original “privileged old white guy” Biden in the White House this year. If you believe and repeat everything the biggest corporations in the country say out loud, you aren’t scoring high marks in the original thinking, trendsetting, or nonconformity rounds of life. You are, dear family member, a card-carrying member of the boring, suffocating, “do it our way because we say so” Establishment Club.
The only free thinkers left are the ones willing to stand up for their beliefs despite being attacked by armed anarchists in the street and being constantly hounded by everyone from Oprah to the Pope to sacrifice their individualism for the common good. The automatons out there all nod in agreement and say together, “Orange Man Bad.” If you want to stand apart from the crowd, fly a MAGA flag without worrying about your reputation. Otherwise, pass the stuffing.
Whatever you have planned this week, take the time to enjoy the company of those around you. Football, Black Friday deals, and that sweet turkey tryptophan come back each year, but the people in our lives sometimes don’t. So, cheers to the hot toddy, the old-fashioned, and Swedish glögg. Bah humbug to Todd’s Antifa club, old Bernie bros, and Swedish socialism. This Thanksgiving, we give thanks to the 75 million friends who can be counted upon to fight socialism tooth and nail. Here’s to the real patriots, the ones wise enough to know we’re in the fight of our lives and the ones blessed enough to know when to celebrate all we have. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Louisiana Governor, Comrade John Bel Edwards, Shuts Bars Effective Tomorrow Until after Christmas…

Posted on November 24, 2020 by sundance

Yes, you read the headline correctly. Apparently the COVID virus can tell the difference between your grocery store and your local drinking establishment. Effective tomorrow Louisiana Governor Bel-Edwards is shutting down bars until AFTER Christmas.

BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) – Many bars across Louisiana will be forced to close effective tomorrow, Wednesday, Nov. 25 until after Christmas.
The closures will come as a result of tighter new restrictions announced by Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards Tuesday, Nov. 24.
There were 3,266 new COVID-19 cases and 39 additional deaths reported in the state overnight. “It is imperative that we take action and take action now,” Gov. Edwards said.

[…] Previously, if a bar was forced to closed because of high positivity rates in a parish, they were allowed to reopen if that rate dropped again. That will not be the case this time. Once a bar is forced to close, it must remain closed until the end of the governor’s order. (read more)

Pushed far enough, decisions are reached…

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Boston Authorities Contemplate Private Property Confiscation Under Guise of COVID Compliance…

Posted on November 24, 2020 by sundance

There are times when you wish you were wrong about the extreme lust for power within leftist political officials… Alas, some things are also too predictable.



Boston authorities are now contemplating the confiscation of private property under the guise of COVID-19 mitigation or “public health”, because they need to house/detain people in socially distant venues. The COVID provides a reason to confiscate private domicile.

Massachusetts – […] Could the city commandeer vacant private properties to help supplement supply?
Leo Beletsky, a law and health sciences professor at Northeastern University, presented the controversial move to city officials during a virtual hearing last week, according to the news station.
“When you commandeer a property, there is no preliminary process. The government just comes in and takes over private property,” Beletsky told the outlet.

“There’s a long tradition of doing that in the United States,” he added. “This is not some radical idea.”
While Beletsky’s proposal was met with swift opposition, he said the practice could quickly remedy a solution to the pressing problem.
“Lives certainly take precedence over private property interests, especially when private property owners will be compensated,” Beletsky said. “This could also apply to all the hotels that are sitting empty.” (read more)

“FUNDAMENTAL CHAINS” – What they are planning to do is weaponize COVID-19 to attain ideological objectives. This is why they hyped the fear within it for almost a year. Nothing within their plan requires the approval or consent of any representative body in Washington DC. COVID is the tool to “fundamentally change” the way the United States exists.
Think about the federal government using mandates for enforced national COVID-19 compliance rules. Think about USDA (Dept of Agriculture) and OSHA federal inspections for social distancing (etc) in all businesses, not just restaurants.
Think about the COVID-19 regulatory and compliance system and what political beneficiaries stand to gain.
Think about the Dept of Education using COVID to restructure the way education is taught and the downstream regulations on charter schools and non-compliant educational systems that do not meet the ideological objectives of the master control plan.
Think about how the Dept. of Labor (complaint division) can be weaponized against political opposition based on arbitrary inspections under the guise of employee health and safety…. using federal COVID compliance rules.
Think about Housing and Urban Development (HUD) having new rules about dwellings and complexes for housing grants. Population density; the need to move into the suburbs and the confiscation of private property to “ensure the common safety” of the citizens. (read more)

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Boston Authorities Contemplate Private Property Confiscation Under Guise of COVID Compliance…

There are times when you wish you were wrong about the extreme lust for power within leftist political officials… Alas, some things are also too predictable.

benzy says:
November 25, 2020 at 6:35 am
Let me see if I understand this correctly… The government in Massaschusetts is considering confiscating private property, such as vacant hotels or motels in order to house people during the pandemic. Doesn’t that run totally COUNTER to the idea of releasing prisoners incarcerated for committing crimes because it would be dangerous to house them all in one building? Hey.. how about using all of those empty JAILS first! The state already owns them (no cost for compensating the legal owner) and those who might test positive can be kept separate from those who do not.
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• RobInPA says:
  November 25, 2020 at 8:32 am
  It’s the same old M.O. for our gubberment –
  Purposefully create havoc, chaos, confusion, mayhem, unrest, despair and dependency, which then necessitates the creation of more gubberment, more taxes, more costs, more rules, more laws, more regulation, more corruption and less freedoms.
  One of the tipping points will be when we, the indentured servants of gubberment employees, can no longer sustain the pigs at the trough, because as everyone knows, they produce NOTHING of value. They only consume resources.
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  • Brutus says:
    November 25, 2020 at 11:25 am
    When that can of Whop Ass is opened… Kattie bar the door!
    Ben Franklin should have said “If you are WILLING to keep it”.
    Brutus