Thread: Thanksgiving / Christmas Holiday Specials & Movies

Jeff Dunham - Peanut Very Special Christmas



Jeff Dunham - Peanut Very Special Christmas Dutch Subs Part 3 - YouTube

Uploaded by MagieseMan on Nov 5, 2010

A clip of Jeff Dunham and Peanut from Very Special christmas edition Part 3

Category: Comedy

License: Standard YouTube License

FAT, DRINKING AND DRIVING, IN A FURY GAY OUTFIT, COVERED IN SUET AND YOU LET HIM IN BECUASE HE SAID HE HAD SOMETHING FOR YOUR KIDS!!!

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Poem

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem

Fred Astaire - Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town



Fred Astaire - Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - YouTube

Uploaded by CBEntr on Oct 31, 2009

Best viewed at 720p. Clip from the ending of the film "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" with the Fred Astaire mailman giving us words of wisdom, followed by the title song.

Category: Film & Animation

License: Standard YouTube License

Gilligan's Island Christmas Mele Kalikimaka



Gilligan's Island Christmas Mele Kalikimaka - YouTube

Uploaded by MagdalenaJT37 on Dec 8, 2011

The video clip is from Episode 12, Season 1 of Gilligan's Island
The audio clip is from Bing Crosby's Mele Kalikimaka
Both were edited slightly to make them fit together.

Category: Entertainment

License: Standard YouTube License

I tried to find a McHales Navy Christmas... couldnt find it .. so here this is in its place

McHale's Navy - Ensign Gets A Zero



McHale's Navy - Ensign Gets A Zero - YouTube

Published on Aug 23, 2012 by LLmanbat31

Classic B&W Naval Comedy

Category: Film & Animation

License: Standard YouTube License

Bing Crosby - Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian Christmas Song)



Bing Crosby - Mele Kalikimaka (Hawaiian Christmas Song) - YouTube

Uploaded by RoadCaptainEntertain on May 3, 2009

Bing Crosby sings Mele Kalikimaka (The Hawaiian Christmas Song).

Slideshow of Christmas on the islands with a few scenery shots included.

Category: Entertainment

License: Standard YouTube License

Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong - HD Audio



Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong - HD Audio - YouTube

Uploaded by mschuck on Jan 25, 2010

Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong - http://thebestchristmassongs.com Merry Christmas!

Category: Music

License: Standard YouTube License

Bob Hope Christmas Special (1967)



Bob Hope Christmas Special (1967) - YouTube

Uploaded by nuclearvault on Oct 30, 2011

Department of Defense. Department of the Air Force. Presents Bob Hope's annual USO tour of Southeast Asian military bases. Features Raquel Welch, Elaine Dunn, Phil Crosby, Barbara McNair, and Miss World, Madeleine Hartog Bell.

ARC Identifier 64135 / Local Identifier 342-SFP-1848.

National Archives and Records Administration

Category: Education

License: Standard YouTube License

ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS (198 Full Movie




ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS (198 Full Movie - YouTube

Published on Sep 15, 2012 by 80ZCOMEDYMOVIEZ

In memory of Jim Varney, 1 of the best actor/comedians ever. Ernest helps Santa Claus as he searches for his successor.

Category: Entertainment

License: Standard YouTube License