Thread: Top Ten Surprises In President Obama's Message To Students

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Top Ten Surprises In President Barack Obama's Message To Students

10.Advised struggling students to, "Give up and play video games all day"

9.Midway through the address he lit up a smoke

8.Spent most of speech yakking about new season of "Gossip Girl"

7.Urged kids to put their allowance on Packers this weekend

6.Boosted approval rating by promising every kid a kitty

5.Kept shouting, "Swine flu! Run!"

4.Told kids to listen to their parents, "Except for the 8 of you stuck with Jon and Kate"

3.Concluded remarks by saying, "Have fun being unemployed when you graduate!"

2.Tip for success? Cheat off Asian kids

1.Asked students to, "Work hard and study, or you'll end up like President Bush"

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/

HAHA!! Did this come from Glenn Beck? Sounds like another one of his non-fact stories to brainwash the masses.

I love it, JD2!

Originally Posted by jshhmr

HAHA!! Did this come from Glenn Beck? Sounds like another one of his non-fact stories to brainwash the masses.

I forgot the link. It's Letterman's Top Ten List. It's humor.

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/

Originally Posted by jshhmr

HAHA!! Did this come from Glenn Beck? Sounds like another one of his non-fact stories to brainwash the masses.

What stories are you talking about?

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Glenn Beck backs up everything he says with facts unlike the liberal media, so we all know the jokes had to be said by some stupid liberal TV show trying to make the fact that Obama is indoctrinating our children into a laughing matter. And it will also be hysterial when Obama changes our country into a Fascist state. Yea, that will be lots of fun. sarcasm.

Originally Posted by ELE

Glenn Beck backs up everything he says with facts unlike the liberal media, so we all know the jokes had to be said by some stupid liberal TV show trying to make the fact that Obama is indoctrinating our children into a laughing matter. And it will also be hysterial when Obama changes our country into a Fascist state. Yea, that will be lots of fun. sarcasm.

ELE, truth is the enemy for some people. They prefer it remain in some dark recess and would rather talk in shades of gray where the truth is almost impossible to find. Of course this is deliberate because they are exposed and helpless when the truth is brought to light. Ever wonder why you don't see anyone, on say MSNBC, provide verifiable objective evidence of their assertions? They can't because their very existence is based on falsehoods, slander and sleight of hand. JS true colors are starting to bleed through as Obama and the wacko radicals in his cabinet (I guess he voted for them) are being exposed and their poll numbers are sliding into the gutter. Truth and justice always have a way of coming out.

Some people have NO sense of humor.

And that is just so sad.

Laughter is good for your health.

If we can't take a moment now and then to laugh at our president,

ex-presidents and ourselves this would be a really boring world.

(No one has to join in if they don't want to.)