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How about a stupid little parody song to break up the monotony?
Sing this little tune like the way the popular Free Credit Report song is sung.
Here are the lyrics to the Free Credit Report Song I just changed them a bit.
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
New version
Well they say a man should always be well informed when they go out to vote so why am I sitting here in my fruit of the looms and a Wallmart T-shirt.
Shoulda gone with MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIt RommmmmmmmNy because now I have no job and an illegal alien stole my ID. I coulda seen this coming if I signed up for ALIPAC email alerts they keep you well informed so you don’t vote for jerks. Shoulda gone with MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIt RommmmmmmmNy because now I don’t know the language in my own Country. Shoulda gone with MiiiiiiiiiiiiiIt RommmmmmmmNy I voted for McCain and he is Captain Amnesty.
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