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02-12-2009, 08:34 PM #1
Letter From a Lawyer
I received this in an email:
Subject: Letter From A Lawyer
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.
Here is a model dissolution agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.
After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran , Palestine , and France and we'll retain the right t o invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.
Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other likeminded patriots and if you do not agree just hit delete and hang on.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand too.
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02-12-2009, 08:36 PM #2
I wish we could really do this. What a better place our side would be!!
Once abolish the God and the government becomes the God.*** -G.K. Chesterton from the book 'The Shack' by Wm. Paul Young-
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02-12-2009, 08:45 PM #3
Now THAT'S change I can believe in!
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02-12-2009, 09:16 PM #4Originally Posted by miguelinaProud American and wife of a wonderful LEGAL immigrant from Ireland.
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02-12-2009, 09:39 PM #5
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I really got a kick out of this letter and forwarded it to many on my mail list.
"American"Â*with no hyphen andÂ*proud of it!
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02-13-2009, 05:00 PM #6
I was literally thinking if there were states ticked off enough to succede from the union and let these loosers have it. I know my state wont. But I'd go to one who is.
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02-14-2009, 09:08 AM #7
The only problem with this is that you're giving up!...the illegals WANT you to give up...that means they have won!...only they wont be happy with half, they want it ALL and will murder anyone in their way to get it...NO COMPROMISE!...GET THE HELL OUT...NOW!!
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03-05-2009, 03:37 PM #8
Skippy, do you mind if I post this on a blog or something, i like it.
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