Thread: George Carlin Immigration Plan :)

The George Carlin Immigration Plan


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

joke - part I like is deport them- Have you ever noticed that
illegal aliens never go without as many cars as they can have?

Originally Posted by meltdown

joke - part I like is deport them- Have you ever noticed that
illegal aliens never go without as many cars as they can have?

This is true. If there are 37 people living in a house, each one has to have his/her own car.

Originally Posted by camilleinchicago

Originally Posted by meltdown

joke - part I like is deport them- Have you ever noticed that
illegal aliens never go without as many cars as they can have?

This is true. If there are 37 people living in a house, each one has to have his/her own car.

Try driving down Hwy 59 in Texas where cars are towing cars heading for Mexico and in the back window of tow cars you see "Car in two"! Why DPS doesn't stop them, I have know idea.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Hmm.. If memory serves me correct, George is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay left wing nut that would never say such a thing. Any video bits to back this up?

If he really did say that then right on, but I kind of doubt it. The only reason I'm questioning it is because I somewhat know where he stands, and "dropping names" and telling "fibs" is something "they" have a bad habit of doing.. let's not sink to that level folks. Let's keep it real