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    Hot off the Press from the White House

    Just announced by The White House Press
    President Obama has just resigned, stating that “It was just too tough to get all my ideas passed by congress, and that I needed more vacations” VP Biden will now assume the position and give nightly speeches on MTV.

    Congress is throwing in the towel on any chance of passing more lenienti mmigration laws because it cannot find all the current ones on the books to re-write.

    White House Press says: The White House will resume tours now for everyone due to the savings that will be made from the budget from the first family’s entertainment, food, dog sitting, gardening and various vacations.

    Ex-President Obama is applying for a Concealed Handgun Permit in his home state, but authorities doubt that he will be able to pass the required background checks due to his admission on use of drugs in his College years.

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