A little laugh in all this madness...


A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an illegal alien in Arizona.
The fairy said," I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes since you just sneaked into The United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, with a lot of gold in them."

The fairy waved her wand and-- PING!--he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy," Two more to go."

The illegal now got bolder. "I need a big house with enough bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country, that doesn’t cost too much. I want to bring them all over here"--- and-- PING !—the man was inside his own, government-subsidized house.

"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes and a baseball cap, and I want to be equal with Americans, instead of being called an illegal"---and---PING !-- The man was transformed. He was wearing worn-out jeans, an old T-shirt, and a faded baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back, the house had disappeared, and he was standing in an unemployment line.

"What happened," He wailed. "Where is my stuff, my teeth?"

The fairy said: "Tough thing, Amigo, now that you are just like an American, you have to pay for all those illegals."