Illegal wives are often told by their illegal husbands to st
WIFE: I'm pregnant!
HUSBAND: No Problem. Go tomorrow to AFDC (Welfare City, etc) and tell them that I'm out of work. They can't check on that because I don't have a Social Security Number.
WIFE: I'm six weeks along.
SOCIAL WORKER: Sign here.
WIFE: Thanks for the free doctor, hospital, medicine, prenatal care, post-natal care, WIC, and especially those home visits from those wonderful nurses. Oh yeah! Thanks for those free diapers!
AMNESTY OFFICIAL AT INTERVIEW: Ever applied for any public benefits?
WIFE & HUSBAND: Why? Do you show that we have on that computer monitor?
OFFICAL: NO, I have to take your word for it!
W & H: In that case:: NO!
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