Thread: Palice Order Theater to Leave Exit Doors Blocked Open

The Palice have ordered the theater in or community to leave its exit doors blocked open. That has resulted in people sneaking in.

Many of the paying customers are upset by the over crowding, the screaming and the skateboarding in the isles.

The palice have also barred the ushers from throwing them out. Even when they do find an excuse, they just go around back and come in again.

The graffiti is horrendous and it is impossible for paying patrons to get in to use the bathroom.

The problems caused have resulted in the management cutting back on normal services.

Many patrons are now being rescued from being glued to the floor by arrant Jujubes on a case by case basis.


Oh wait, it wasn't a theater, it was a COUNTRY!

Love that analogy! Good work!

That's a pretty good one.

Don't forget that they will sue when they don't get their way.

Demand that only Spanish Language movies are shown but they will allow English subtitles for the Tuesday Matinee.

Dixie