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    New York Governor Paterson Lacks Vision and Morals

    Tuesday, 18 March 2008
    New York Governor Paterson Lacks Vision and Morals
    Satire By John Lillpop

    How utterly clever of the great state of New York to, having just expunged all manners of decadence and moral rot from the governor's mansion following the abbreviated, but hilarious, term of Eliot Spitzer, to turn around and install another defective Democrat.

    This time, the Democrat at issue is David Paterson who is legally blind, and given his liberal sentiments, completely lacking in vision as well.

    By the way, what in the hell does "legally blind" mean? Are there people roaming around with seeing-eye dogs and colored canes who are "illegally" blind?

    Only in New York, I suppose. All of them Democrats, no doubt.

    But back to New York's latest flawed governor. Besides his impaired vision, the new governor apparently has the moral values of an alley cat, another major indicator for any Democrat who has his eyes, regardless of how impotent, set on higher sights.

    In Paterson's case, it turns out that he was involved in an adulterous relationship with a woman other than with his lovely wife Michelle.


    Brilliant political strategist that he is, Governor Paterson waited until after being officially sworn in before disclosing his adulterous wanderings to the public.


    One can but imagine the dismay of Democrat Party officials who sighed a huge, collective sigh of relief as the U-Haul trucks pulled away from the governor's mansion with what remains of Eliot Spitzer's unseemly life in tow, only to discover that David Paterson was replacing Spitzer's sins with mountains of his own, equally- soiled laundry.

    But David Paterson is not just your average blind and morally corrupt Democrat. He is also, in fact, a gifted comic, made obvious when he proudly announced that he did NOT use state or campaign money to pay for those adulterous sexual trysts, and that those affairs produced no love child whom New York tax payers would be obligated to support for the next eighteen years.

    NY Daily News Story Here : http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/03 ... er_wo.html

    Those revelations must have calmed a lot of queasy stomachs in and about Albany, New York!

    Of course even with his impaired sight, most Democrats would content that Paterson is leaps and bounds ahead of Dubya Bush when it comes to that "vision thing."

    Paterson's greatest strength is that he is both African-American and blind, major pluses for any Democrat seeking higher office, especially the U.S. presidency. Imagine, for a moment, a blind Barack Obama, and the mind boggles at the potential.

    Diversity, after all, is our greater asset and Paterson has been endowed with two qualifying dandies.

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    Legally Blind is defined as having visual fields of less then 20 degrees or less (tunnel vision) or corrected acuity of less then 200.My wife has has the misfortune of having lost her vision slowly via slow deteriation of her visual field.Despite all of her health issues we have raised our three beautiful daughters the last of which is graduating High School this year all three are attending college and working,the oldest has served in Bushes war.I am very proud of my wife for being strong through all of this.

    And yes she used (uses) a red and white cain and no she does not use a seeing eye dog and yes she has been known to run around some just like a "normal" person.

    Wow
    We can't deport them all ? Just think of the fun we could have trying!

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    More accurate term

    A much better term is 'clinically blind' and is the one used by optometrists and ophthalmologists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justonehero
    Legally Blind is defined as having visual fields of less then 20 degrees or less (tunnel vision) or corrected acuity of less then 200.My wife has has the misfortune of having lost her vision slowly via slow deteriation of her visual field.Despite all of her health issues we have raised our three beautiful daughters the last of which is graduating High School this year all three are attending college and working,the oldest has served in Bushes war.I am very proud of my wife for being strong through all of this.

    And yes she used (uses) a red and white cain and no she does not use a seeing eye dog and yes she has been known to run around some just like a "normal" person.

    Wow
    Yea, I thought that was pretty freaking crass and idiotic too. Probably a person planted to write as a conservative in order to make us all look stupid.

    My friend's Mom is legally blind, because basically she has no periphial vision. She is slowly going blind, but right now she can see things that are directly in front of her. She said it is sort of like looking through a circle that keeps getting smaller.
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    Re: More accurate term

    Quote Originally Posted by lindiloo
    A much better term is 'clinically blind' and is the one used by optometrists and ophthalmologists.
    "Legally Blind" means you're legally entitled to benefits that come with being blind.

    I wonder if the Governor gets disability checks?
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