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    George Bush's Resume'

    RESUME

    GEORGE W. BUSH
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Washington , DC 20520

    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

    LAW ENFORCEMENT
    I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
    influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license
    suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not
    available.

    MILITARY
    I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam

    COLLEGE
    I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
    I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in
    Midland, Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
    I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
    I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
    I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
    record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

    In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that
    trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
    My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
    assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
    I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
    intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
    I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the WorldTrade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
    country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
    I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
    I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
    pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear
    "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge
    to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.
    RECORDS AND REFERENCES
    All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
    library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I am a member of the Republican Party.
    PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
    PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
    Bruce Frasier
    E-mail Address(es):
    brucefrasier@tnaccess.com
    Personal Information:
    Phone: 738-8576

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    Don't forget all the fine points:

    Dumming down the youth of Texas with the TASS Test.

    Also, 2nd generation member of the Yale Dead Skull Society.

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    Bubba,

    Funny! Funny! Funny resume for Dubya!

    Thanks for sharing!

    Annie
    People who take issue with control of population do not understand that if it is not done in a graceful way, nature will do it in a brutal fashion - Henry Kendall

    End foreign aid until America fixes it's own poverty first - me

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    Bush resume

    Don't forget to add these accomplishments:

    I failed to secure our borders and ports rendering our country, it's citizens and critical infrastructure vulnerable to attack while in a war on terror with terrorists levying a myriad of threats against us. I allowed the fraudulent use of ssn's ruining the lives of American's, and gave amnesty to illegal aliens for those sins. I hastened the demise of social security by allowing illegal aliens to draw benefits after only contributing a fraction of the amount Americans contribute thereby endangering the retirement of honest, hardworking Americans by forcing them into poverty. I allowed the use of fraudulent documentation allowing illegal aliens and terrorists easy entry into this country. I allowed illegal alien's fraudulent use of tax payer services to the tune of billions of dollars a year helping to contribute to the largest budget deficit in history. I invoked trade policies that now are responsible for the largest trade deficit, loss of jobs and influx of H1B holders in history with China holding the largest single share of the debt, thus holding us hostage to a country that is our largest economic and military competitor. I have cut medicaid and medicare funding for senior citizens causing financial harm to them and diverted the money for illegal alien health care. I am responsible for numerous crimes against citizens and their property perpetrated by illegal alien street gangs as MS-13, and drug cartels. I have further exacerbated the problem by allowing these individuals to control of parts of our territory and terrorize citizens making their cities unsafe by tying the hands of law enforcement officials and declaring sanctuary cities giving illegal aliens complete freedom to commit murder and mayhem with absolute impunity. I have allowed illegal aliens to protest in my streets, assault Americans and display militant banners and slogans threatening the sovereignty of this nation and the safety of the American people while I continue to sacrifice lives and billions of dollars due to perceived threats to my security from countries half a world away. I have allowed a foreign nation to unduly influence our foreign and domestic affairs and to interfere in the operations of government agencies whose job is to protect our borders. I have ignored the pervasive lawlessness on our borders and a foreign nation's use of it's military to assist in the smuggling of illegal aliens and drugs into this country which engaged in hostile action against our law enforcement authorities constituting an act of war.
    Lastly I have accomplished the greatest feat of my career; ignoring the will of over 80 percent of the American people.

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    The list goes on and on!!!

    If we keep on digging we could have a three hundred Page novel before long. I hope all this info gets placed in his legacy. HELL, I hope the Democrats win the House and Senate and impeach him and all his cronies for treason or a charge that will include the Death Penality. I don't know how he can live with himself knowing he is directly responsible for the deaths and injury's of our troops and a large portion of innocent Iraqi civilians. I sure would'nt want to be standing anywhere close when he has to face the Almighty Judge!!!
    Bubba

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    Bubba,

    I don't know about going Democrat. They have not come out strongly against Illegal Immigration. In fact, they support it as far as I can tell. Your best bet is a candidate that says no to increasing the numbers of immigrants or is against amnesty. Check out numbersusa.com.

    I'm not loyal to either party.

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    Dixie,

    I'm no longer loyal to either party either. Was a long-time Dem. No longer anymore. The Reps seem better on illegal immigration but we need some really party Indendents who represent the American citizens.

    Annie.
    People who take issue with control of population do not understand that if it is not done in a graceful way, nature will do it in a brutal fashion - Henry Kendall

    End foreign aid until America fixes it's own poverty first - me

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