Thread: Be sure to visit my online store~ your gonna need it

tongue in cheek

Discount rates on

Pepto Bismol
Tums
Rolaids
Whiskey in the Jar

For whatever it takes to get you though this election season

We are all going to be basket cases

dang, thought McCain and his wife would have already bought all the whiskey in a jar you have !!!! Or are they more into the hard drugs, the ones the mexican warlords can supply?

McCain has me constipated and he'll probably give me Hemroids... ya gotta anything for that

Hey

If we can't have a little humor in this we are all going to
go nuts ,
Theres still a long way to go and I'll be surprise if
half of us don't get kicked off here , lol

Just asking the mods to have a little mercy ,

I agree usa... loved the post.

Just joking about McCain leaving his crippled wife for a young rich drug addict wife, hoping her money would win him the white house. Well she failed cause she's stoned all the time (along with him), but at least Mexico might come through for him.

McCain, the best candidate Mexico's drug money can buy !!!!

Originally Posted by Dianne

I agree usa... loved the post.

Just joking about McCain leaving his crippled wife for a young rich drug addict wife, hoping her money would win him the white house. Well she failed cause she's stoned all the time (along with him), but at least Mexico might come through for him.

McCain, the best candidate Mexico's drug money can buy !!!!

We are all going to be nuts before this is over

usanevada ... thanks for the laughs. Burst out laughing. Good stress relief.

Add Preparation H too?

Originally Posted by scepter8106

usanevada ... thanks for the laughs. Burst out laughing. Good stress relief.

Add Preparation H too?

I'll only add that to inventory if McCain wins the Nom because
we will surely be taking it up the bu..t

Do you have anything for blood pressure I fear this will be my down fall before it is over!!

Originally Posted by SOSADFORUS

Do you have anything for blood pressure I fear this will be my down fall before it is over!!

I know a good barber surgeon

A good dose of bloodletting works wonders for that

Or you could try medicinal leeches , I understand a few
places still carry them