Thread: Want to Laugh....Try These Spanish Words

Every now and then everyone needs a laugh...
Feel free to add more.....

Learning Spanish
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1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
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2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not
mushroom.
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3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't
know how to read so I
shoulder.
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4. *Texas*
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home
wondering where I'm at!
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5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she
got herpes.
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6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
Julyer!
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7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
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8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but
chicken go herself.
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9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchalada left, bu t don't worry
wheelchair
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10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
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11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told
her honey
harassment nothing to me.
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12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the
bishop.
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13. *Body wash
*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

We have a friend who speaks perfectly but it's heavily accented, and he sounds just like that

He jokes about it all the time saying one day, with his luck, they'll raid his workplace looking for illegals and his accent alone will get him deported as he protests "But I'm legally cheer...."

We had one similar to this going around work. Funny thing is, when we speak to them using some of these words, they simile and laugh and think we are finally coming around! Too funny!

Couple more:

Liver and cheese:
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman so I told him, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

Wafer:
My Mom said I could go to the store with her but she no wafer me.

"Hey homes, she's really fine, Budweiser face like that?"