You Know Why Lady M Is Skippin' The Big China Summit, Don't You? Jelous
You Know Why Lady M Is Skippin' The Big China Summit, Don't You???
UPDATED With Traveling Music
You probably heard that Lady M won’t be attending the China summit in California with Big Guy this weekend. The official reason is “domestic responsibilities” because this is the last week of school for the Wee Wons. That would normally mean that Friday is the last day of the school year; freeing Lady M from her “domestic responsibilities” for the weekend.
Butt as you know, we’ve redefined “normal” around here.
So, we’re not going to California this weekend, no matter what the Chinese press thinks. And they don’t think very much of it:First lady diplomacy is also very important and the US side has failed to cooperate," he said. "According to normal diplomatic etiquette this is very strange. It shouldn't be like this.
So, hmmm, with so much on the line there must be another reason Lady M can’t make it this weekend. Oh yes, here it is:
The Chinese public had hoped that their country's first lady would dazzle the American public during this summit at the Sunnylands ranch in Palm Springs which opens on Friday and in which both sides have trumpeted as a bid to kick-start more constructive relations.
First there was the lovely Carla,
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-U8Pzvw_bwkY/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800
then the French Rottweiler:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-CdzfQJDMNJI/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800
And now, you expect Lady M to deal with this?
http://lh3.ggpht.com/-vW5f6oEXM5A/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800
Well forget about it we’re not going there. Literally.
Lady M has no interest in being compared to another foreign cover girl.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-1Lb89aJjUZc/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800http://lh6.ggpht.com/-GxV6XY-E2U0/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800http://lh6.ggpht.com/-qa-v51DuY4s/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800
Or another foreign folksinger:Because, as you may recall, the lady can dance,
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-UiZ5q18N6kI/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800
butt she sure can’t sing.
http://lh5.ggpht.com/-dHH17h4ov0o/Ub...jpg?imgmax=800
Big Guy is the sole repository of that talent around here.
http://patriotaction.net/profiles/bl...mmit-don-t-you