Legislation Would Board Illegals in Private Homes

[ohflyingone]

OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm



JOHN SEMMENS: Semi-News

Legislation Would Board Illegals in Private Homes

May 26, 2006

The Senate has voted to require citizens to board illegal aliens in private homes. The legislation, introduced by Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.), is
modeled on the troop boarding practices employed in Boston during the 1770s.

"Two problems faced by these immigrants are homelessness and racism," said Kennedy. "This bill will fix both."

Under the plan, the Dept of Housing and Urban Development would compile a database of U.S. housing including square footage, number of inhabitants and location. Illegal aliens would be assigned to homes where the square footage per inhabitant exceeds the national average by 20 percent or more.

"Instead of roaming the streets or crowding into ghetto apartments,
immigrants would enjoy a secure roof over their heads," said Kennedy. "They'd be clean, well-rested and more readily employable. They could also use the address when registering to vote."

Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) called Kennedy's bill "mind-boggling." "Senator Kennedy and the 49 other senators who voted for his bill want to grant special privileges to lawbreakers," said Ensign. "This goes beyond amnesty to insanity."

Kennedy dismissed critics as "racists." "We are a wealthy country," said Kennedy. "Many Americans have a surplus of living space. Sharing that space with our brown brothers from Mexico would be both humane and enlightening. Bringing people together like this bill would do helps promote understanding and tolerance. Segregating immigrants in Latino ghettos is racist."

Kennedy said he was inspired to do this so that "whatever happened to 'Little Billy' wouldn't happen to 'Little Pedro.'"

[IndianaJones]

I thought Ted Kennedy had gone senile but now I know he's INSANE!!!

[Newmexican]

Several hundred could be put at the Kennedy compound.

[crazybird]

Over my dead body!!!! As if this wasn't enough did you read the next article by Clinton for our "gas shortage".???
These people HAVE to get the heck out of our government offices!!!!

[Mamie]

thank you Ted Kennedy!!!! You have just hung yourself with your own rope

Instead of roaming the streets or crowding into ghetto apartments,
immigrants would enjoy a secure roof over their heads," said Kennedy. "They'd be clean, well-rested and more readily employable. They could also use the address when registering to vote."

I was so shocked, I forgot to add this .... what about the CITIZENS of this country that are living in TENTS, with no electricity, no indoor plumbing, etc. because of Hurricane Katrina????

[ohflyingone]

Can somebody PLEASE find this bill? I am searching now! I want to see it!

[ohflyingone]

It ahs to be buried in here somewhere!


http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/thomas

Beginning
April 7, 2006

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE; TABLE OF CONTENTS.

Sec. 1. Short title; table of contents.

SEC. 2. REFERENCE TO THE IMMIGRATION AND NATIONALITY ACT.

SEC. 3. DEFINITIONS.

SEC. 4. SEVERABILITY.

TITLE I--BORDER ENFORCEMENT
Subtitle A--Assets for Controlling United States Borders

SEC. 101. ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL.

`SEC. 5202. INCREASE IN FULL-TIME BORDER PATROL AGENTS.

SEC. 102. TECHNOLOGICAL ASSETS.

SEC. 103. INFRASTRUCTURE.

SEC. 104. BORDER PATROL CHECKPOINTS.

SEC. 105. PORTS OF ENTRY.

SEC. 106. CONSTRUCTION OF STRATEGIC BORDER FENCING AND VEHICLE BARRIERS.

Subtitle B--Border Security Plans, Strategies, and Reports

SEC. 111. SURVEILLANCE PLAN.

SEC. 112. NATIONAL STRATEGY FOR BORDER SECURITY.

SEC. 113. REPORTS ON IMPROVING THE EXCHANGE OF INFORMATION ON NORTH AMERICAN SECURITY.

SEC. 114. IMPROVING THE SECURITY OF MEXICO'S SOUTHERN BORDER.

SEC. 115. COMBATING HUMAN SMUGGLING.

SEC. 116. DEATHS AT UNITED STATES-MEXICO BORDER.

Subtitle C--Other Border Security Initiatives

SEC. 121. BIOMETRIC DATA ENHANCEMENTS.

SEC. 122. SECURE COMMUNICATION.

SEC. 123. BORDER PATROL TRAINING CAPACITY REVIEW.

SEC. 124. US-VISIT SYSTEM.

SEC. 125. DOCUMENT FRAUD DETECTION.

SEC. 126. IMPROVED DOCUMENT INTEGRITY.

SEC. 127. CANCELLATION OF VISAS.

SEC. 128. BIOMETRIC ENTRY-EXIT SYSTEM.

SEC. 129. BORDER STUDY.

SEC. 130. SECURE BORDER INITIATIVE FINANCIAL ACCOUNTABILITY.

SEC. 131. MANDATORY DETENTION FOR ALIENS APPREHENDED AT OR BETWEEN PORTS OF ENTRY.

SEC. 132. EVASION OF INSPECTION OR VIOLATION OF ARRIVAL, REPORTING, ENTRY, OR CLEARANCE REQUIREMENTS.

`Sec. 554. Evasion of inspection or during violation of arrival, reporting, entry, or clearance requirements

Subtitle D--Border Tunnel Prevention Act

SEC. 141. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 142. CONSTRUCTION OF BORDER TUNNEL OR PASSAGE.

`Sec. 555. Border tunnels and passages

SEC. 143. DIRECTIVE TO THE UNITED STATES SENTENCING COMMISSION.

Subtitle E--Border Law Enforcement Relief Act

SEC. 151. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 152. FINDINGS.

SEC. 153. BORDER RELIEF GRANT PROGRAM.

SEC. 154. ENFORCEMENT OF FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAW.

TITLE II--INTERIOR ENFORCEMENT

SEC. 201. REMOVAL AND DENIAL OF BENEFITS TO TERRORIST ALIENS.

SEC. 202. DETENTION AND REMOVAL OF ALIENS ORDERED REMOVED.

SEC. 203. AGGRAVATED FELONY.

SEC. 204. TERRORIST BARS.

SEC. 205. INCREASED CRIMINAL PENALTIES RELATED TO GANG VIOLENCE, REMOVAL, AND ALIEN SMUGGLING.

`SEC. 274. ALIEN SMUGGLING AND RELATED OFFENSES.

SEC. 206. ILLEGAL ENTRY.

`SEC. 275. ILLEGAL ENTRY.

SEC. 207. ILLEGAL REENTRY.

`SEC. 276. REENTRY OF REMOVED ALIEN.

SEC. 208. REFORM OF PASSPORT, VISA, AND IMMIGRATION FRAUD OFFENSES.

`CHAPTER 75--PASSPORT, VISA, AND IMMIGRATION FRAUD

`Sec. 1541. Trafficking in passports

`Sec. 1542. False statement in an application for a passport

`Sec. 1543. Forgery and unlawful production of a passport

`Sec. 1544. Misuse of a passport

`Sec. 1545. Schemes to defraud aliens

`Sec. 1546. Immigration and visa fraud

`Sec. 1547. Marriage fraud

`Sec. 1548. Attempts and conspiracies

`Sec. 1549. Alternative penalties for certain offenses

`Sec. 1550. Seizure and forfeiture

`Sec. 1551. Additional jurisdiction

`Sec. 1552. Additional venue

`Sec. 1553. Definitions

`Sec. 1554. Authorized law enforcement activities

`Sec. 1555. Exception for refugees, asylees, and other vulnerable persons

SEC. 209. INADMISSIBILITY AND REMOVAL FOR PASSPORT AND IMMIGRATION FRAUD OFFENSES.

SEC. 210. INCARCERATION OF CRIMINAL ALIENS.

SEC. 211. ENCOURAGING ALIENS TO DEPART VOLUNTARILY.

SEC. 212. DETERRING ALIENS ORDERED REMOVED FROM REMAINING IN THE UNITED STATES UNLAWFULLY.

SEC. 213. PROHIBITION OF THE SALE OF FIREARMS TO, OR THE POSSESSION OF FIREARMS BY CERTAIN ALIENS.

SEC. 214. UNIFORM STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS FOR CERTAIN IMMIGRATION, NATURALIZATION, AND PEONAGE OFFENSES.

`Sec. 3291. Immigration, naturalization, and peonage offenses

SEC. 215. DIPLOMATIC SECURITY SERVICE.

SEC. 216. FIELD AGENT ALLOCATION AND BACKGROUND CHECKS.

SEC. 217. CONSTRUCTION.

`SEC. 362. CONSTRUCTION.

SEC. 218. STATE CRIMINAL ALIEN ASSISTANCE PROGRAM.

SEC. 219. TRANSPORTATION AND PROCESSING OF ILLEGAL ALIENS APPREHENDED BY STATE AND LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS.

SEC. 220. REDUCING ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION AND ALIEN SMUGGLING ON TRIBAL LANDS.

SEC. 221. ALTERNATIVES TO DETENTION.

SEC. 222. CONFORMING AMENDMENT.

SEC. 223. REPORTING REQUIREMENTS.

SEC. 224. STATE AND LOCAL ENFORCEMENT OF FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAWS.

SEC. 225. REMOVAL OF DRUNK DRIVERS.

SEC. 226. MEDICAL SERVICES IN UNDERSERVED AREAS.

SEC. 227. EXPEDITED REMOVAL.

SEC. 228. PROTECTING IMMIGRANTS FROM CONVICTED SEX OFFENDERS.

SEC. 229. LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITY OF STATES AND POLITICAL SUBDIVISIONS AND TRANSFER TO FEDERAL CUSTODY.

`SEC. 240D. LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITY OF STATES AND POLITICAL SUBDIVISIONS AND TRANSFER OF ALIENS TO FEDERAL CUSTODY.

SEC. 230. LAUNDERING OF MONETARY INSTRUMENTS.

SEC. 231. LISTING OF IMMIGRATION VIOLATORS IN THE NATIONAL CRIME INFORMATION CENTER DATABASE.

SEC. 232. COOPERATIVE ENFORCEMENT PROGRAMS.

SEC. 234. DETERMINATION OF IMMIGRATION STATUS OF INDIVIDUALS CHARGED WITH FEDERAL OFFENSES.

TITLE III--UNLAWFUL EMPLOYMENT OF ALIENS

SEC. 301. UNLAWFUL EMPLOYMENT OF ALIENS.

`SEC. 274A. UNLAWFUL EMPLOYMENT OF ALIENS.

SEC. 302. EMPLOYER COMPLIANCE FUND.

SEC. 303. ADDITIONAL WORKSITE ENFORCEMENT AND FRAUD DETECTION AGENTS.

SEC. 304. CLARIFICATION OF INELIGIBILITY FOR MISREPRESENTATION.

TITLE IV--NONIMMIGRANT AND IMMIGRANT VISA REFORM
Subtitle A--Temporary Guest Workers

SEC. 401. IMMIGRATION IMPACT STUDY.

SEC. 402. NONIMMIGRANT TEMPORARY WORKER.

SEC. 403. ADMISSION OF NONIMMIGRANT TEMPORARY GUEST WORKERS.

`SEC. 218A. ADMISSION OF H-2C NONIMMIGRANTS.

SEC. 404. EMPLOYER OBLIGATIONS.

`SEC. 218B. EMPLOYER OBLIGATIONS.

SEC. 405. ALIEN EMPLOYMENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM.

`SEC. 218C. ALIEN EMPLOYMENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM.

SEC. 406. RULEMAKING; EFFECTIVE DATE.

SEC. 407. RECRUITMENT OF UNITED STATES WORKERS.

SEC. 408. TEMPORARY GUEST WORKER VISA PROGRAM TASK FORCE.

SEC. 409. REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATING COUNTRIES.

SEC. 410. S VISAS.

SEC. 411. L VISA LIMITATIONS.

SEC. 412. COMPLIANCE INVESTIGATORS.

SEC. 413. AUTHORIZATION OF APPROPRIATIONS.

Subtitle B--Immigration Injunction Reform

SEC. 421. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 422. APPROPRIATE REMEDIES FOR IMMIGRATION LEGISLATION.

SEC. 423. EFFECTIVE DATE.

TITLE V--BACKLOG REDUCTION

SEC. 501. ELIMINATION OF EXISTING BACKLOGS.

SEC. 502. COUNTRY LIMITS.

SEC. 503. ALLOCATION OF IMMIGRANT VISAS.

SEC. 504. RELIEF FOR MINOR CHILDREN.

SEC. 505. SHORTAGE OCCUPATIONS.

SEC. 506. RELIEF FOR WIDOWS AND ORPHANS.

SEC. 507. STUDENT VISAS.

SEC. 508. VISAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WITH ADVANCED DEGREES.

TITLE VI--WORK AUTHORIZATION AND LEGALIZATION OF UNDOCUMENTED INDIVIDUALS
Subtitle A--Access to Earned Adjustment and Mandatory Departure and Reentry

SEC. 601. ACCESS TO EARNED ADJUSTMENT AND MANDATORY DEPARTURE AND REENTRY.

`SEC. 245B. ACCESS TO EARNED ADJUSTMENT.

`SEC. 245C. MANDATORY DEPARTURE AND REENTRY.

Subtitle B--Agricultural Job Opportunities, Benefits, and Security

SEC. 611. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 612. DEFINITIONS.

CHAPTER 1--PILOT PROGRAM FOR EARNED STATUS ADJUSTMENT OF AGRICULTURAL WORKERS

SEC. 613. AGRICULTURAL WORKERS.

SEC. 614. CORRECTION OF SOCIAL SECURITY RECORDS.

CHAPTER 2--REFORM OF H-2A WORKER PROGRAM

SEC. 615. AMENDMENT TO THE IMMIGRATION AND NATIONALITY ACT.

`SEC. 218. H-2A EMPLOYER APPLICATIONS.

`SEC. 218E. H-2A EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS.

`SEC. 218F. PROCEDURE FOR ADMISSION AND EXTENSION OF STAY OF H-2A WORKERS.

`SEC. 218G. WORKER PROTECTIONS AND LABOR STANDARDS ENFORCEMENT.

`SEC. 218H. DEFINITIONS.

CHAPTER 3--MISCELLANEOUS PROVISIONS

SEC. 616. DETERMINATION AND USE OF USER FEES.

SEC. 617. REGULATIONS.

SEC. 618. REPORT TO CONGRESS.

SEC. 619. EFFECTIVE DATE.

Subtitle C--DREAM Act

SEC. 621. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 622. DEFINITIONS.

SEC. 623. RESTORATION OF STATE OPTION TO DETERMINE RESIDENCY FOR PURPOSES OF HIGHER EDUCATION BENEFITS.

SEC. 625. CONDITIONAL PERMANENT RESIDENT STATUS.

SEC. 626. RETROACTIVE BENEFITS.

SEC. 627. EXCLUSIVE JURISDICTION.

SEC. 628. PENALTIES FOR FALSE STATEMENTS IN APPLICATION.

SEC. 629. CONFIDENTIALITY OF INFORMATION.

SEC. 630. EXPEDITED PROCESSING OF APPLICATIONS; PROHIBITION ON FEES.

SEC. 631. HIGHER EDUCATION ASSISTANCE.

SEC. 632. GAO REPORT.

Subtitle D--Grant Programs to Assist Nonimmigrant Workers

SEC. 641. GRANTS TO SUPPORT PUBLIC EDUCATION AND COMMUNITY TRAINING.

SEC. 642. FUNDING FOR THE OFFICE OF CITIZENSHIP.

SEC. 643. CIVICS INTEGRATION GRANT PROGRAM.

SEC. 644. STRENGTHENING AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP.

TITLE VII--MISCELLANEOUS
Subtitle A--Immigration Litigation Reduction
CHAPTER 1--APPEALS AND REVIEW

SEC. 701. ADDITIONAL IMMIGRATION PERSONNEL.

CHAPTER 2--IMMIGRATION REVIEW REFORM

SEC. 702. BOARD OF IMMIGRATION APPEALS.

SEC. 703. IMMIGRATION JUDGES.

SEC. 704. REMOVAL AND REVIEW OF JUDGES.

SEC. 705. LEGAL ORIENTATION PROGRAM.

SEC. 706. REGULATIONS.

SEC. 707. GAO STUDY ON THE APPELLATE PROCESS FOR IMMIGRATION APPEALS.

Subtitle B--Citizenship Assistance for Members of the Armed Services

SEC. 711. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 712. WAIVER OF REQUIREMENT FOR FINGERPRINTS FOR MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES.

SEC. 713. PROVISION OF INFORMATION ON NATURALIZATION TO MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES.

SEC. 714. PROVISION OF INFORMATION ON NATURALIZATION TO THE PUBLIC.

SEC. 715. REPORTS.

Subtitle C--State Court Interpreter Grant Program

SEC. 721. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 722. FINDINGS.

SEC. 723. STATE COURT INTERPRETER PROGRAM.

SEC. 724. AUTHORIZATION OF APPROPRIATIONS.

Subtitle D--Border Infrastructure and Technology Modernization

SEC. 731. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 732. DEFINITIONS.

SEC. 733. PORT OF ENTRY INFRASTRUCTURE ASSESSMENT STUDY.

SEC. 734. NATIONAL LAND BORDER SECURITY PLAN.

SEC. 735. EXPANSION OF COMMERCE SECURITY PROGRAMS.

SEC. 736. PORT OF ENTRY TECHNOLOGY DEMONSTRATION PROGRAM.

SEC. 737. AUTHORIZATION OF APPROPRIATIONS.

Subtitle E--Family Humanitarian Relief

SEC. 741. SHORT TITLE.

SEC. 742. ADJUSTMENT OF STATUS FOR CERTAIN NONIMMIGRANT VICTIMS OF TERRORISM.

SEC. 743. CANCELLATION OF REMOVAL FOR CERTAIN IMMIGRANT VICTIMS OF TERRORISM.

SEC. 744. EXCEPTIONS.

SEC. 745. EVIDENCE OF DEATH.

SEC. 746. DEFINITIONS.

Subtitle F--Other Matters

SEC. 751. NONCITIZEN MEMBERSHIP IN THE ARMED FORCES.

SEC. 752. NONIMMIGRANT ALIEN STATUS FOR CERTAIN ATHLETES.

SEC. 753. EXTENSION OF RETURNING WORKER EXEMPTION.

SEC. 754. SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGIES PROGRAMS.

SEC. 755. COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION EFFICIENCY REVIEW.

SEC. 756. NORTHERN BORDER PROSECUTION INITIATIVE.

SEC. 757. SOUTHWEST BORDER PROSECUTION INITIATIVE.

SEC. 758. GRANT PROGRAM TO ASSIST ELIGIBLE APPLICANTS.

SEC. 759. SCREENING OF MUNICIPAL SOLID WASTE.

SEC. 760. ACCESS TO IMMIGRATION SERVICES IN AREAS THAT ARE NOT ACCESSIBLE BY ROAD.

SEC. 761. BORDER SECURITY ON CERTAIN FEDERAL LAND.

SEC. 762. UNMANNED AERIAL VEHICLES.

SEC. 763. RELIEF FOR WIDOWS AND ORPHANS.

SEC. 764. TERRORIST ACTIVITIES.

SEC. 765. FAMILY UNITY.

April 24, 2006

[Mamie]

is this for real or is it some sort of joke????


I guess our illustrious Senators forgot to consult the Constitution that follow the 1770's

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house; without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

the Constitution does not guarantee housing to foreign invaders

[Prolegal7]

This must be a satirical article written as there is no way in hell that such legislation ever would be a consideration. I personally think Kennedy is a fat alcoholic fool who contradicts himself, but he would be tarred and feathered for even attempting to impose illegal aliens in a person's home. Heck, they live like cockroaches with 4 or more families residing in a home designed to accomodate a single small family....and that must be a real trip as Pedro is making love to Maria with such minimal privacy.

[againstillegals]

WTF????


I am almost speechless. Unbelievable. I am sure Kennedy will be the first in line to have one of these "brown" people shack up in his house. I also thought about the victims of the hurricanes who are homeless. But most of them are just poor black Americans they don't matter to the government.
How many homeless war veterans do we ingore too? This has really pissed me off. I am sending this to everyone in my e-mail list.