Thread: Obama's Pandering Oxymoron: Law-abiding Illegal Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

After nearly eight years of W-speak, in which the English language has been routinely mangled beyond recognition, one might expect a clean and articulate Barack Obama to bring dignity back to public discourse.

Most regrettably, Barack Obama has decided that trolling for votes through traitorous pandering is more important than precise speech.

Thus, his recent pledge of amnesty for "law-abiding illegal aliens."

Regardless of one's feelings about illegal aliens, the simple fact is that their presence alone disqualifies each and every one from being "law abiding."

At a minimum, all illegal aliens have violated immigration laws and US borders. Many have engaged in other criminal acts, including consumption of public services to which they are not entitled.

To leave open the possibility that any illegal alien can be logically seen as "law abiding" is about as absurd as describing Islam as a "Religion of Peace."

Or as nutty as calling for a "temporary tax," as Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently did while searching for a fix to California's budget quagmire.

"Honest liberals," "financially-responsible Democrats," and "moderate feminist" are other examples of language abuse that should be outlawed.

Law abiding illegal aliens? No such species now exists, and never will!

This should be forwarded to the Obama campaign.

Obama is a colossal idiot! Perhaps someone was messing around with his teleprompter and wrote in that illegal aliens were law abiding aliens and Obama just read it…..

Anyone that has seen him speak knows that Obama can’t think on his feet it all has to be written out for him….but we should show compassion for the poor guy, after all, it’s hard for him to keep all of his lies straight!


PS
Without a teleprompter he sounds like a babbling simpleton!

Law abiding illegal aliens? No such species now exists, and never will!

Got that right!

An ILLEGAL alien is NOT a LAWABIDER but a LAWBREAKER, and NEVER the twain shall meet!