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  1. 01-09-2010, 10:41 AM #1
    jonhaloi
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    If you cross the ______ border, you get

    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.

    BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, AND FREE HEALTH CARE.
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    What do you get if you illegally cross the Mexican or Canadian border?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinamtnwoman
    What do you get if you illegally cross the Mexican or Canadian border?

    I was told somewhere by an open borders zealot that it is illegal in Mexico to resettle the anchor children of an illegal Mexican immigrant being returned to Mexico. According to this piece of human debris, Mexico had the right to enforce its immigration laws but the US did not.
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