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Congressional Record: September 26, 2007 (House)]
[Page H10906]
From the Congressional Record Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
[DOCID:cr26se07-61]

GIVE ILLEGALS A PACKAGE

(Mr. POE asked and was given permission to address the House for 1
minute.)
Mr. POE. Mr. Speaker, two delivery services, UPS and FedEx, take a
package and deliver it for a customer anywhere in a world in just a
handful of days. Amazingly, a customer can even track one of those 23
million packages on the Internet and know exactly where it is on any
given day. Maybe the Federal Government could learn something here.

The Federal Government doesn't seem to even know where 20 million
illegals are in this country, much less track their whereabouts. A good
example of how private industry works and the Federal Government does
not.

Anyway, it has been suggested that the way to solve the case of the
missing illegals is to give every illegal that crosses into the United
States a FedEx or UPS package. The package could contain items for
their stay illegally in the United States. Then we could record when
people enter the U.S. and know where they are at any given time.

Mr. Speaker, it is a disgrace that the Federal Government can't
handle border security any better than it does. The Feds owe it to the
American citizens to come up with ways to stop the flow of illegals
into the United States.

And that's just the way it is.

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