This is one weird.

http://www.miamiherald.com/459/story/340771.html

Cops: Worker attempted rape to get deported
Posted on Tue, Dec. 11, 2007
BY DAVID OVALLE
dovalle@MiamiHerald.com

Juan Carlos Franco was arrested on charges of sexually assaulting a teen.Drunk and missing home, construction worker Juan Carlos Franco stripped naked, broke into an house and tried forcing himself on a young girl so he would be deported back to Guatemala, police say.

He is jail for now -- in Miami-Dade.

Franco was arrested by Miami Officer Ivan Camilo Monday afternoon on the 1600 block of Northwest First Avenue.

A Miami-Dade Circuit Court judge on Tuesday granted him $57,500 bail. He was still jailed Tuesday afternoon.

According to an arrest report, the girl was in her parent's bedroom when she heard strange noises. She noticed her bedroom light turn on.

Armed with a pair of scissors, she investigated -- and saw Franco emerge from her bedroom, the report said.

Franco said ''he had been watching her for some time and that it was OK, that he was not going to hurt her,'' according to an arrest report. He ``grabbed his genitals and tried to approach the victim.''

The girl pushed Franco, 42, and ran out of the home. Franco was arrested in his nearbyapartment.

While police walked him to the patrol car, Franco ``spontaneously stated that he did it because he was drinking beers and wants to be deported back to Guatemala.''

Franco is charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling and lewd and lascivious exhibition against someone under 16.