Thread: MD resident writes Senator on becoming an illegal alien

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A Maryland resident petitions his senator

June 7, 2006

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes:

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's pro visions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.

I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illeg al (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin

Nice letter Pete!! I love it!
I'm going to use this letter and send to Senator Chris Cannon and Senator Bennett.

Everyone should copy this and fax it daily to any of their representatives who voted for the S. 2611 bill.

Check out this link http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/i1040tt.pdf for the latest tax tables. According to the Senate's figures of $2,000 back tax fine, this would mean someone is only making around $16 to $17k annually. I'm sure many illegals make more than this. I sure with American citizens would get this kind of break from the IRS.
Any American citizen would end up paying AT LEAST $6,000 for 3 years back taxes, an I didn't include the penalties and interest fees. Which for 3 years would probably put it well over $8,000.
Gee, another great deal for our illegal friends.

Hey, how about the free health care !! I'm going to send it out too. I like this and I've been saying for some time......there's no reason why we can't become illegals too.

Think of the money we'll save by not having to pay for that pesky auto insurance!

I live in Maryland, and Paul Sarbanes won't care about this letter. He's retiring this year, and his son is running for his position as Senator