May you drown on the sarcasm dripping from every pore.

Dear Senator,

I am overwhelmed with the work of the Senate this session. Floridians are well represented.

We now have castrated bulls modestly covered in well fitting pants with an endless supply of public toilet paper in a language protected Florida. Superb Idiocy surely deserves an increase in salary.

How nice that you want to protect us from bulls balls on the bumper of pick-ups.
Sorry you did not have (referenced above) to protect us from invaders who steal identities, get us audited by the IRS and destroy finances forever.

It is commendable than you want to protect Citizens from legal words like illegal alien.
You obviously did not have time to actually protect us from illegal aliens.

You saved us awkwardness by ascertaining readily available toilet paper in public places.
Lack of paper is more catastrophic than having wages depressed by greedy business owners who hire invaders.

Thank you for wanting to protect animals from being screwed by people.
Citizens, screwed by invader animals, were understandably ignored. Rape, child molestation, and murder of Floridians by Invaders should not be priorities.

It is reassuring to know baggy pants will not be allowed to offend me.
Guess there was no support for offensive two-tier law enforcement. Citizens break the law and face the consequences. Invaders break the law and are rewarded with free education, medication, interpreters, food stamps, welfare and subsidized housing. How precious!

May I suggest legislation for next year. Transfer all citizen property to Invaders. That will complete the invasion. Nothing left for invaders to commandeer. We would be rescued from the annual spectacle known as MAY DAY DEMANDS and we would be eternally grateful.

RIP,

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