$10 says I have figured out Bush
I am willing to wager $10 that I have Pres. George Bush figured.
Bush is a Jesuit.
Bush is a member of the "Society of Jesus" founded in 1534 by Ignatius Loyola.
Proof — Imagine that Bush was a Jesuit, to wit, an "aggressive Catholic" bent on "saving immortal souls" by re-Catholicizing all "heathen" (=non-Catholic) lands, and willing to do so by any means, because after all the "ends justify the means", since we're talking about your immortal soul here (!), and Catholic popes have ruled that everyone who dies outside the Catholic fold is hell-damned (Catholicism is "essential for salvation", in particular Catholic Baptism & Holy Communion).
Imagine that Bush was a Jesuit...
Imagine what a Jesuit Bush would do...
Let's see...
A Jesuit Bush would launch aggressive wars against the Muslim Middle East, and call them explicitly a crusade...
which Bush did
A Jesuit Bush would make his first act of office the inauguration of an explicitly Papist building complex in America's Capital, DC...
which Bush did — in March 2001, Bush gave the Commencement Address at the "Pope John Paul II Cultural Center" in DC, at which Bush essentially said that America must heed the advice of the Pope, which makes America a de facto Papist country, beholden unto the rulings and decrees of Rome
etc
Therefore, Bush does everything he would do if he really were a Jesuit.
Bush walks & talks like a Jesuit...
Bush is indistiguishable from a Jesuit...
Er go, Bush is a Jesuit.
PS Coincidentally, Bush is a member of the "Skull and Bones" fraternity. Now, of course, many would say you should just laugh that off, because hey, "it's just a frat". Fine.
But coincidentally, the emblem of the Jesuit order is a human skull. The famous paintings of Ignatius Loyola, for example, show him holding a human skull. This is a reference, of course, to the Mountain of Golgotha in the New Testament — Golgotha means "skull" in Hebrew, and is the site where Jesus Christ was crucified. (The hill chosen happened to look like a skull.)
Thus, the Jesuit emblem — a human skull — is a direct reference to the heart of the Catholic faith, the murder of the Messiah.
And, coincidentally, Bush is a member of "team Skull", as it were (Skull & Bones).