I think some readers here may appreciate this piece : (Even though it has been originally written on Islamization of Europe).


I Hear My Train A-Comin’

by Baron Bodissey

I hear my train a-comin’Recent events have inspired me to write a series of mini-dramas, each featuring a dialogue between Baron Bodissey and Mr. Interlocutor, the late great Vaudeville star.

The setting: Out on the lonesome prairie we see Mr. Interlocutor standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, while Baron Bodissey watches from nearby.

Scenario #1

Baron B.: Look out! A big steam train is coming at you fast!
Mr. I: You’ve got to remember that not all steam trains are bad.
Baron B.: But this one is about to hit you…
Mr. I: Besides, what do you have against steam? Are you a fuelist?
Baron B.: I —
Mr. I: You’ve got to be careful; people may perceive you as a fuelist, even when you’re not.
Baron B.: Wait —
Mr. I: Especially if you associate with crypto-dieselists.
Baron B.: Oh, no…
Mr. I: SPLAT!

Scenario #2

Baron B.: Watch out! A train is coming fast!
Mr. I: Are you advocating a train wreck?
Baron B.: No, I just —
Mr. I: When you simply describe the train wreck, you’re actually opening the door to recommending it.
Baron B.: Hey, man, look behind you!
Mr. I: Why should I? Do you want me to give credence to you and all your fellow wreckists?
(Sound of a train whistle, very close)
Mr. I: Don’t you scream at me!
Baron B.: Oy vey!
Mr. I: SPLUD!

[…]

Scenario #2,115,282
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Baron B.: Get off the track! There’s a train coming!
Mr. I: What kind of train?
Baron B.: A fast one!
Mr. I: It’s important to distinguish between radical trains and moderate trains.
Baron B.: Too much steam! I can’t tell!
Unseen Engineer: (Very loudly) Get off the track, you moron!
Mr. I: This is great! I welcome the dialogue…
Baron B.: Oh, noooo —
Mr. I: BLORF!

There are several million more of these, but I think you get the general idea.

Feel free to write additional scenarios of your —
http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2008/ ... comin.html