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Tyler Durden

The Declaration Of Debt Independence


When in the Course of global economic events, it becomes necessary for a people to dissolve the corrupt chains of financial burden which have shackled them by means of indebtedness to the whims of the global banking elite, and to assume among the monetary powers of the earth, the solvent debt free station to which the Laws of Gravity and of Nature's God entitle them, a healthy disrespect to the opinions of Keynes, Croesus, Bernanke and JP Dimon requires they should declare the causes which impel them to the dissolution.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created solvent, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unmortgageable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the unencumbered pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men to properly regulate the insufferable abuses of the money changing parasites, deriving their powers from the consent of the people,

That whenever any corrupt Form of Government becomes incompetent and just too crony to achieve these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such new monetary principles and organizing its powers in such political form, as to them shall semm most likely to effect their financial freedom and Happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established shold not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while moderate corruptons are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the crony capitalist forms to which they have gradually grown accustomed.

But when a long chain of bankster douche weasel abuses, swineful swindling exploitations, and odious derivative usurpations, pursuing invariable the same Ponzinomic Objectives evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Kleptofraudtocracy, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such corrupt feckless Government, and to provide new Guards for the welfare and financial security of the Republic and its future generations.

William Banzati7
Sworn Before Me On This
July 4, 2011
Linda Green, V.L.
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