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  1. 12-14-2007, 11:52 PM #1
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    REDNECK SECURITY SYSTEM

    REDNECK SECURITY SYSTEM

    This probably works a lot better than the higher priced models!

    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."

    I might suggest doing the note in several languages at a minimum, bi-lingual
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  2. 12-14-2007, 11:57 PM #2
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    RFLMAO!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WOULD PROLLY WORK TOO. COUPLE HARLEYS PARKED IN THE DRIVEWAY WOULDNT HURT EITHER.
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  3. 12-15-2007, 12:00 AM #3
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  4. 12-15-2007, 12:06 AM #4
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    Now that's funny.
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  5. 12-15-2007, 12:11 AM #5
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    Good one Airborne! thanks for the laugh...
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  6. 12-15-2007, 04:40 PM #6
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    AirborneSapper-that there is funny!

    Rawhide!
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  7. 12-15-2007, 06:08 PM #7
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    THAT IS HILARIOUS!
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  8. 12-16-2007, 02:10 AM #8
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    Good One!
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