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12-22-2009, 12:16 PM #1
humor.... very early weekend
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - The United States Senate today unveiled details of its health care plan, tentatively called CompromiseCareTM:
* Under CompromiseCareTM, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan.
* Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65.
* You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs if you live in Canada.
* States whose names contain vowels will be allowed to opt out of the plan.
* You get to choose which doctor you cannot afford to see.
* You will not have to be pre-certified to qualify for cremation.
* A patient will be considered "pre-existing" if he or she already exists.
* You'll be free to choose between medications and heating fuel.
* Patients can access quality health care if they can prove their name is "Lieberman."
* You will have access to natural remedies, such as death.
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12-22-2009, 12:26 PM #2
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Thanks for the laugh. Unfortunately it is very true.
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12-22-2009, 12:43 PM #3
Oh man, that is all too true Lone_Patriot.
It really sucks. But this is what they are trying to finally steamroll us into the pavement permanently with.
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12-22-2009, 12:48 PM #4AprilGuest
Yeah they are trying it does not MEAN WE HAVE TO LET THEM!!
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12-22-2009, 01:01 PM #5
Every manoeuver they pull, just steels my resolve to see them out of office.
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