When I got back to Montana, last week, I had a bunch of Canadian dollars needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated!

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yessiday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy thought about this for a second and said, "Fluc you white people, too!"