Sheik Barry’s Gas Marts Opening Across Urban America

Notta Govslave / 1 day ago



While the seemingly never-ending struggle over obamacare continues in Washington DC, one aspect of the law that has been buried in the reams of unread legalese is making its debut in a big new way.


In the proudest tradition of Hugo Chavez and Vallero Oil, Sheik Barry’s is coming to an urban center near you. And you can expect them to pop up in a multitude of locations across inner city America.


Jamaal Wheeler, DHS project spokesperson detailed how the plan is to have a Sheik Barry’s location near every Democratic polling station in all major urban areas.


It was realized early on in the development of the obamacare plan that it is much healthier for people to drive cars than to walk. Mentally ill and homeless people walk a lot pushing shopping carts, street walkers get venereal diseases, and you can get mugged on the street, or be targeted in the knockout game.


It is common knowledge that the socially disadvantaged members of American society would be in better health if they had free gas to put in their cars so that they could get to the free clinic or to the grocery store for their free food and medicine, without having to carry it on the bus or walk back to their free home.


That was just some of the sound logic that went in to the Obama Regime’s decision to include within the murky depths of his signature legislation, a nationwide network of free gas stations for minorities and the poor.


The $10 billion start-up costs is expected to be recouped by the obamacare premiums collected from unemployed illegal alien policy holders between the ages of 19 and 34, once they are granted citizenship and are able to replace American workers.
The first Sheik Barry’s free gas location, which includes an attached liquor store and Planned Parenthood drive-thru opened in Detroit this week amid rave reviews. The free gas makes the liquor easier to afford and with a free while-you- wait abortion, it’s a win/win/win.


Once the network is fully operational, an estimated 40 million gallons of gasoline is expected to be run through 70 new locations within the first year alone. Initial estimates of $2 billion per year in expenses may be conservative.


DHS spokesperson Wheeler said the objective is to run as many gallons of gas through as those pumps can push, 24 hours a day, year round. “The tremendous amount of debt that can be accumulated in a relatively short period of time through the program is very exciting,” he said.
Some people of non-minority status were complaining that the plan excludes them. They are completely overlooking the fact that it was their choice to not live in a ghetto and those decisions do have consequences.


While EBT cards will be the primary means for verifying eligibility for the free gas program, any non-white person will generally qualify. The station manager, Hambone Johnson, said that Sheik Barry’s locations welcome white people, as cash customers. It just wouldn’t be fair to deny them equal access. They are expected to pay full price, unless they are able to prove they’ve been disenfranchised.


An official government definition of disenfranchised is said to be forthcoming.


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