Yep, I’m a Liberal Racist (Someone Who Strongly Dislikes Liberals)

Written on May 2, 2011 by Ann-Marie Murrell
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I never understood ‘racism’ before. It would never occur to me to judge someone simply by the color of their skin when there are so many more important things to consider (character and morals–or lack thereof–to name just a couple).

But recently my husband was talking about one of our friends who we now know is a big Obama supporter. I immediately got a knot in the pit of my stomach; I felt a tiny bit of anger swelling and I suddenly came to the realization that I am definitely 100% a liberal racist.

I originally believed racism was defined only by someone’s ethnicity but I was wrong. One of the definitions of ‘race’ is: A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution. When you consider the way libs are always lumped together, and are usually located in larger states like California and New York, they can absolutely be classified as a ‘race’ all unto themselves.

If you’re wondering whether or not you, too, might be a Liberal Racist, I’ve put together a brief history about the Liberal Race and you can judge for yourself.

The Liberal Race comes from that strange geographic section of the Universe called Backwards World. There, they are raised to believe in an “anything goesâ€