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04-06-2008, 03:59 PM #1
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A little Humor
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.�
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.� The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.�
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.� As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.� The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.� Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.� Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.� Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.�
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.� As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.� The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down.� The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.�
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.� Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.� He walked right up to the elephant, who stared back in wonder.� The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs, and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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04-06-2008, 04:05 PM #2
LMAO
Dam Progressive Elephants . Or it may have been a Rino ! WhoaNam vet 1967/1970 Skull & Bones can KMA .Bless our Brothers that gave their all ..It also gives me the right to Vote for Chuck Baldwin 2008 POTUS . NOW or never*
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04-06-2008, 04:08 PM #3
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I was also in Nam 64 65 67 68
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04-06-2008, 04:36 PM #4Originally Posted by fmrjarheadNam vet 1967/1970 Skull & Bones can KMA .Bless our Brothers that gave their all ..It also gives me the right to Vote for Chuck Baldwin 2008 POTUS . NOW or never*
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