Thread: WHAT ECONOMICS REALLY ARE

WHAT ECONOMICS REALLY ARE

Socialism - you have 2 cows and you give the one to your neighbor.

Communism - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and gives you a little milk.

Fascism - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and sells you a little milk.

Nazi - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both and even kills you.

Bureaucracy - you have 2 cows, the government takes them both, kills the one, drains the other one and in the end - throws the milk away.

Traditional Capitalism - you have 2 cows, you sell the one, then buy a bull, breed the herd and the economy goes great. In the end - you sell the whole herd, became rich and live better.

American Economy - you have 2 cows, you sell the one, make the other one get a milk value equal 4 cows. Later you are looking for an advisor to understand why the cow died.

Chinese Economy - you have 2 cows, 300,000 people to drain them, you claim everywhere at high production and then arrest the journalist who wrote the numbers above.

Greek Economy - you have 2 cows, sell them, then with the little money you took, you give prepayment for buying a car with 6.7840 installments.

French Economy - you have 2 cows and you strike, because you want 3!

Japan Economy - you have 2 cows and you're cloning them 1/10 of their size, so they can produce 20 times more milk. Then you make a small carton, name it COWKEMON and sell it worldwide.

Russian Economy - you have 2 cows, you count them and you learn that in the reality you have 5! You count again and you learn you have 42! The third time you see that you have 2 cows indeed! Then you stop the counting and just open another one bottle of Vodka!

German Economy - you have 2 cows and clone them so they can live 100 years, feed them once in a month and leave them drain themselves.

Indian Economy - you have 2 cows and you just adore them - they are Holy animals there!

Italy Economy - you have 2 cows but you don't know where they are, so you are taking a break for a lunch!

British economy - you have 2 cows and they are both MAD!!

Airborne,

Fascism should say, you have 2 cows, but through regulation the government owns them, but since you maintain them, you think you still have ownership.